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[baitswitch]

I'm sure everyone could use a bit of cheer after the recent string of curses we've been, ah, blessed with. :3

Our very own Elliot Nightray has a song to share with you. He's very fond of cats, you see.

[ATTACHMENT- CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT.AVI]

Bravo, Elliot! ♥




[ooc; so Jack's been screwing around with the technology round these parts, and he has managed to shoop Elliot's face over Debbie the Online Dater's. He looks like this in case you need a reminder. :D :D :D]

Comments

1/obligatory commentspam

[forhishonor]

[ --jack what are you trying to do, he does not recall expressing the desire to share any sort of song with the general populace, tyvm.

did you record him playing the piano or something? because that is extremely rude and please to be asking him next time you try a stunt like thi-- ]

[forhishonor]

[forhishonor]

[ is that his head ]

[forhishonor]

[ on that woman's body-- ]

text; i'm not done yet though

[forhishonor]

woin2309;,, 2o .4ll23dsmvne

[forhishonor]

[ jack when he gets his hands on you

you are dead ]

[forhishonor]

[ --oh wait, you're already technically supposed to be dead, aren't you ]

icon not particularly relevant

[forhishonor]

[ WELL, YOU CAN BE THREE TIMES AS DEAD BECAUSE YOU DO NOT MESS WITH ELLIOT FUCKING NIGHTRAY ]

[forhishonor]

[ gdit where is the fucking video button?!?!?! ]

done, also keywords relevant

[forhishonor]

[ --there we go-- ]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE, YOU ASSHOLE?

text because he *is* an asshole

[baitswitch]

Supposed to be? Don't you recognize yourself? Goodness, Elliot, I hope you weren't under the influence when you recorded such a heartfelt song...

VIDEO BECAUSE ELLIOT ISN'T

[forhishonor]

[ SCREAMING ]

Don't be an idiot! I would never record a stupid song like that!

TEXT FOREVER

[baitswitch]

Now, now. Don't feel ashamed. Your love of cats is sweet. ♥

FINE VIDEO FOREVER D<

[forhishonor]

I. DON'T. LOVE. CATS!

[ lies and slander ]

can you feel the love tonight

[baitswitch]

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1/? ASDF;LKSFD ASHLEY WHY /dies

[forhishonor]

[ DON'T EVEN THINK FOR A MOMENT HE'S GOING TO CLICK THOSE THINGS ]

[forhishonor]

[ NOPE.


NOT CLICKING.





NOT CLICKING.



NOT CLI--


oh dammit. ]

[forhishonor]

[ cliiiiiick ]

[forhishonor]

[ click.


click clickclick.







oh gods they're so cute ]

this is not love this is pain

[forhishonor]

[ can't hold.

every.

cat.


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ]

NO MORE COMMENTSPAM. NO. MORE. /slinks off and dies

[forhishonor]

[ asdf;jwasfalsdf ]

Well, I wouldn't leave them alone if they were hurt! I'm not some sort of sadistic bastard.

famous last words

[baitswitch]

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT- indeed.jpg]

HUSH IT X(

[forhishonor]

[ wow stop trollin' bro ]

Stop showing me pictures of cats!

NEVER.

[baitswitch]

Are they making you too emotional?

/PUNCHES

[forhishonor]

No, they're wasting my time! And yours. Don't you have anything better to do than look at pictures of cats?

[ note to self: browse City interwebz later for pictures of cats ]

/CREEPS ON

[baitswitch]

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT- notatthemoment.jpg]

SAG;LJAKSDF

[forhishonor]

[ W O W ]

NO!

[ HANGS UP and goes to vent his rage on some unsuspecting piece of furniture ]

ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU <333

[baitswitch]

[one of these days he's going to find a kitten on his doorstep. or a bunch of kitten photos taped to his door.]

[worldofourown]

[Oh, Jack...]

A man with a most noble cause, I see.

[baitswitch]

Elliot is very noble, yes. I'm sure he'd appreciate your compliment.

[worldofourown]

And are you his publicist?

[baitswitch]

Of a sort! He'd violently disagree, however, as much as it saddens me to admit.

[worldofourown]

But why>?

He clearly has such a marvelous talent?

[The cats, man.]

[baitswitch]

He's bashful, you see. My decision to bring his masterful skill to light was too much for him.

[worldofourown]

Nonsense.

Once I distribute this number among my acquaintances, he'll gain renown overnight.

[JOO GONNA BE FAMOUS, ELLIOT.]

[baitswitch]

He won't know what to do with himself. Make sure you tell them their admiration is best expressed in the form of cute kitten pictures. Or actual kittens!

[...lmfao poor elliot]

[Video]

[destinedtobeunpopular]

[That is so obviously fake it's not even funny.

...

Except it is, and he's laughing.]

How did you do that?

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[baitswitch]

[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. also, gonna play dumb.]

Oh, I cannot in good conscience take any credit. The glory belongs to Elliot.

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[destinedtobeunpopular]

I know a prank when I see one.

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[baitswitch]

Merlin! You wound me deeply. I would never do such a thing.

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[destinedtobeunpopular]

You wouldn't?