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[wearafeznow]

[ Wanda's chewing on the edge of a photograph, so he swoops in with one arm to lift her up, tilts the device to see them both. ]

I can't be the only one who wants to go absolutely barmy and make a collage, am I? I've always liked the glue that smells a little bit like cake. Unfortunately, Amelia won't let me use the glitter any longer. It usually ends up everywhere.

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[hexuality]

I didn't realise there was glue that smells like cake. Have I been stuck with the boring sort all these years, then?

[wearafeznow]

Yes. [ Conspiratorial. ] It’s in the craft store.The little yellow tube. Though I wouldn’t suggest eating it, terrible for the digestive system. Makes you feel all sticky.

[hexuality]

I might've if I was about three, but after growing up with the brothers I've got, I know better than to eat anything like cake glue.

[She laughs.]

I don't suppose you've tried? If you have, I'd advise against the collage idea. Wouldn't want to be tempted, would we.

[wearafeznow]

[ Flustered, but still amused. ]

We all do silly things for a bet.

[hexuality]

Well, if it was a bet, that's a different story altogether! I've done loads of idiotic things to win bets.