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[synanthrope]

I stepped on one with a stiletto.

[She means a tribble]

I don't understand their physiology.

Do they taste good? Do they serve a biological purpose? What is their evolutionary function?

The don't seem to notice I'm in the room.

[A pause.]

Hello, City. We've been invaded.

Comments

[blonderazorshiv]

Eat one and find out.

[synanthrope]

How does one prepare one?

[PAUSE]

Hello, Mr. Blonde.

[blonderazorshiv]

No idea. Shave them and fry them like chicken nuggets.

Hello, Saya.

[synanthrope]

That might upset my stomach.

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Now he kind of wants to try it... ]

I'm sure you'll figure something out.

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[wetworking]

A ship, and now these.

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[synanthrope]

This is fairly typical, I think.

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[wetworking]

How thrilling.

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[synanthrope]

You don't sound thrilled.

[cold_dry_pieces]

Hardly unusual.

[synanthrope]

Hardly.

Were you on the ship?

[cold_dry_pieces]

For a while.

[synanthrope]

And then you weren't?

[signatures]

Are you really going to feed me tribble nuggets?

[synanthrope]

Do you not want to try?

[signatures]

I do want to try.

Hence why I'm asking.

[synanthrope]

Battered and deep fried.

[invisibilities]

I don't think they'd taste very good.

[synanthrope]

Why not?

[invisibilities]

They don't look like...

How would you even cook them?

[synanthrope]

Presumably, you could deep fry them.

[worldofourown]

Why don't they notice you're in the room?

[Given impressions he has of Saya, he assumes the tribbles would be shrieking at the very sight of her.]

[synanthrope]

I don't know.

[worldofourown]

Creep very quietly, do we?

[synanthrope]

My stilettos click, Karl.