( video/action 17 )

[yourbestguysgun]

How do dames wear these things? [ The video on the post focuses on the hem of someone's mini-skirt for a moment before it jerks upwards. The bar is crowded today, and the view spans across it. The face on the other side isn't someone recognizable, New York accent coming thick and amused. ] Not that m'complainin' or anything, s'kinda fun being a lady. I'm jus' worried there's a fabric shortage I should warn people to stock up for. Make it a proper effort.

[ The sound of a bottle being placed down filters through, Bucky smiles and the feed ends. ]

[ ooc: Bucky is a lady for the day! All replies will come from damelike. ]

Comments

[ironmanic]

Just enjoying the view, don't mind me.

[Stark smirk, go!]

[damelike]

[ ASDFGHJKL. Why do you hate Bucky? Is it because he was an awful step-dad? ]

I will punch you in the face, y'know.

[ironmanic]

[Nope! It's because that rack is fabulous.]

Is that before or after I make the offer for dinner and desert?

[damelike]

[ Faux pleasantly. ]

Can I stab you with the steak knife?

[ironmanic]

Kinky, but I've never been into BDSM.

[Nice ass too]

[damelike]

Awh, that's a shame. I was gonna try and strangle you with the curtain next.

[ironmanic]

In some cultures, I believe that's a sign that you really like me.

[damelike]

I like my dignity better. [ A grin. ] Hey, what d'you know, I'm one of those girls.

[ironmanic]

Uh-- the hot ones?

[damelike]

You're not winning me over, Tony.

[ You're flirting via video, you lose points. ]

[ironmanic]

That's because I'm not trying.

[Would you prefer him ~in the flesh~ Bucky. He can do that. Totally.]

[damelike]

[ No >| ]

An' I thought I was special.

[ironmanic]

[Oh come on. Just tell him which bar you're at, sweetheart~]

You're looking at the wrong guy, buddy.

[There's a bro code. Bro code!]

But if you really wanted-

[damelike]

I don't want.

[ Nope. Not on your life. He's already had Howard, this does not have to be a double feature. ]

[ironmanic]

What was that? I should look up your coordinates using your device? Well, all right.

[Nope not escaping.]

[damelike]

[ FACEPALM. ]

I can shoot you and make it look like an accident.

[ironmanic]

That's not very nice. Or polite.

[damelike]

I'm not nice, hello.

[ironmanic]

You're a mean girl, Barnes. A mean girl.

[damelike]

Sure Tony, come to the bar and I'll show you how mean.

[ DO YOU LIKE YOUR FACE, HUH?]

[ironmanic]

Only if you promise.

[HE DOES. AND HE LIKES BUCKY'S, TOO.]

[damelike]

[ asdfgyhdjskla >| ]

You're such a weird guy.

[ironmanic]

Definitely not what I want to be hearing from a woman.

[damelike]

But you hear it a lot, right?

[ironmanic]

Mostly they don't say anything at all.

[They're usually too busy doing... other stuff. Or they're talking business, which isn't as fun.]