NINE ☠ pandaren females are cuuuute

[forourqueen]

The idiots that pass for law enforcement around here really needs to get a grip. How many civilians do you shoot in the face daily for teasing you a little? That really hurt. [No it didn't. =/]

Are people like that responsible for safety around here? No wonder people die like flies. I've seen less corruption in sects back home. Who knows what they're capable of?

[ooc: So Gabriel had some fun with Kaito, and got his jaw blown off in thanks. In order to attach it, he had to eat someone... so he attacked some poor NPC, beat him to death and then ate all the man's fingers. Plus he dropped the two rubber bullets that got stuck in his rotted flesh by the corpse.

Framing the police? Like a boss rogue.]

Comments

[shall_yield_us]

Oh, my poor, precious, darling and most oppressed little love. And what did the big, bad men with ugly guns do to you, hmmmm? And why?

[blonderazorshiv]

They're cops. What do you expect?

[forourqueen]

Are you offering to kiss it better?

[forourqueen]

Little less obvious idiocy. Where's the fun if the law are dumber than you?

[shall_yield_us]

The time calls for that?

[blonderazorshiv]

That isn't the norm?

[forourqueen]

Not really. I've dealt with it~

[forourqueen]

I'd like more of a challenge.

[blonderazorshiv]

The unicorns in the zoo are probably more of a challenge.

[forourqueen]

How the fel is that a challenge?

[blonderazorshiv]

They gore people, apparently.

But the point is that it's not.

[forourqueen]

Well, aren't you a useless conversationalist.

[blonderazorshiv]

You need a sense of humor.

[ Because yours is so good, Blonde. ]

[forourqueen]

Dead people lack humor.

[blonderazorshiv]

Really? Too bad. They could probably use it.

(Private)

[valentineluke]

I'm not surprised. Primarily made up of humans and harbors discrimination towards the otherwise. The Police Force head put on quite a 'show' recently.

[forourqueen]

Heh. I'll keep that in mind.

(Private)

[forourqueen]

Neither am I, I'm just turning the dirt over. Humans are racist bastards who always fear what they do not understand. I'm surprised that the non-humans haven't killed them off already.

[blonderazorshiv]

I'm assuming you saw the chief of police torturing something the other day?

[forourqueen]

Oh, that was the chief of police? Wonderful.

[blonderazorshiv]

So I'm told. Personally I thought he could've done a better job.

[forourqueen]

Police-ing or torturing?

[blonderazorshiv]

He could've left his device at home and taken out that thing's teeth.

[forourqueen]

He obviously lack skills.

[blonderazorshiv]

Too bad he didn't broadcast the whole thing.