10TH FLIGHT ➥ VIDEO/AUDIO.

[crowing]

Geez.

Do you know how long I've been here? Four months! This great god has been cooped up in this tiny city for for months and the deities, my fellows, have yet to so much as say a word to me! Who the hell taught you guys manners? A barn animal?

You guys better listen up because the Great Minami Ikki-sama is calling you out!

I'm looking to make a deal.

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[worldofourown]

What sort of deal?

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[crowing]

Whoa, long time no see!

Aaah. It's a small deal. Unimportant, but I've gotta see how this works.

You see, there's something I might need to ask for down the line.

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[worldofourown]

A word of caution. You might get more than you bargained for.

I certainly did...

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[crowing]

Look—

( he stops. thinking better of it. )

Ugh. What happened with all of that, actually?

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[sixwinged]

-- I thought you promised not to make any deals, unless they were super important.

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[crowing]

I did and it is.

It's something that has to be done, Baby Shark.

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[sixwinged]

..okay, Ikki.

Just, be careful, okay? Don't trade away anything important.

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[crowing]

Define "important".

( you almost make him feel bad for this, almost. )

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[beyourarmy]

A god? You're really a god?

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[crowing]

Damn straight! I'm the God of the Storm!

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[beyourarmy]

What mythology are you from? [Wait. If he's real then it's not really mythology is it? Ah, details!]

...so...you make thunder and lightening and all that crap? Do you just make it from far away, or do you get to do anything fun with all of that?

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[crowing]

Mythology? What? Dude, this ain't no myth.

Thunder's different. There's already at least one dude for that. ( you know, thor, who's apparently a total douche. )

It's all about the wind, the wind!

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

"Weltschmerz."

There. That's a word. And I've said it to you.

Now. So you want to make a deal?

|| Deity Filter ||

[crowing]

Damn, you guys have your own snazzy little filter.

You've said a word, but do you have a name too?

( pause. )

Yeah, and I've got a couple questions too.

|| Deity Filter ||

[laszlo_jamf]

Of course we do. We're your system admins. We have all the filters.

Professor Doctor Laszlo Jamf. And then that's followed by something that would look like alphabet soup to you, so let's forgo that. I've garnered a few nicknames too. Mostly along the lines of "aggravating motherfucker" and "pompous asshole" and "son of a bitch."

Ask away. How is one to learn without asking? Indeed, even gods must ask questions from time to time.

[errandry]

[ Is Ikki actually dumb enough to make a—

... yeah, he is.

Is he actually bad enough to fail to filter to the—

... hell yeah, he is. ]

This better not be for parts.

[crowing]

( shut up, he didn't know they had a filter! )

I hadn't considered that—

but, you know, while I'm in the process. . . .

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[errandry]

You're a dumbass. Agito's still got a chest of 'em left.

[errandry]

So what's up?

[child_radical]

Deals aren't to be taken lightly.

[crowing]

Well, yeah—

It's like "deal with the devil" kind of shit, right?

[child_radical]

Yes.

And you still sound like you're not taking it seriously.

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[undespairing]

You're making a deal?

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[crowing]

Already made, but yeah!

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[undespairing]

Ooh. Did you ask for something good?