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[inmyothertights]

Oh, don't be such a big baby.

Getting electrocuted doesn't hurt that much.

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[intheblanks]

Nobody ever taught you not to run with tasers?

[inmyothertights]

I totally don't need a taser to electrocute someone.

[intheblanks]

Good for you. Why is someone getting electrocuted?

[inmyothertights]

He cut me off in the coffee line.

[intheblanks]

And after you tapped him on the shoulder to complain about it, he attacked you?

[inmyothertights]

No, he cut me off in the coffee line.

[intheblanks]

Sorry. I was looking for a scenario that might make electrocution a more level headed response.

What voltage?

[inmyothertights]

It wasn't even that big a lightning bolt. I don't know, less than one of those cardio machines that doctors use.

[intheblanks]

So not quite enough to stop someone's heart. Do they need any help?

[inmyothertights]

[This is Billy addressing flat on the floor guy.]

Hey, hey, you. Coffee stealing dude, yeah you, do you need help? One of the doctors on the Network is ask-

[Pause.]

He says no.

[intheblanks]

[And Chase thinks he might have to step out for some verifying coffee, soon.]

Thanks for asking.

[inmyothertights]

Sure.

Hey, I know I haven't talked to you in years, but what's up?

[intheblanks]

[Oh. This hasn't come up in a while but it's especially appreciated from volatile lighting-bolt wielding teenagers.]

I went home. Came back, no memory. Years might be an underestimation.

[inmyothertights]

Oh, that blows, but I guess not remembering my pathetic and weakened form begging for morphine is probably a good thing for me.

[intheblanks]

Maybe, although now you've mentioned the drug seeking behaviour I'll have to keep it in mind.

[inmyothertights]

Well, I was dying at the time.

voice;

[lookjustlike]

Are you seriously misusing your powers again?

[intheblanks]

Right, that's what they all say.

[inmyothertights]

I don't remember you being quite this much of a jerk last time we talked.

voice;

[inmyothertights]

This isn't misuse.

voice;

[lookjustlike]

Whatever. I'm tired of this stuff being my problem anyway.

voice;

[inmyothertights]

[Pause]

What?

voice;

[lookjustlike]

What do you mean what? Carry on. I'm minding my own business from now on.

voice;

[inmyothertights]

Are you cursed?

voice;

[lookjustlike]

Honestly, I don't really care.

voice;

[inmyothertights]

....oh.

voice;

[lookjustlike]

I just want to have a normal day, doing normal things.

: voice;

[inmyothertights]

But we're not normal.

[team_sociopath]

[No naming names, but someone may or may not have short-sheeted your bed.]

voice;

[lookjustlike]

We could be kind of normal.