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[gotashortfuse]

[Someone has been missing for weeks now. No word, no nothing. Well guess who is back and grinning as he pushes his goggles up to show his golden eyes? That's right! It's Michael!]

Hey! That Underground place is a great stress relief!

[He holds up a skull of...some kind of monster.]

There's all kinds of monsters down there to beat up! I'm feelin' great! And I have some prizes to dump of on a perverted bastard.

Speaking of which...

HEY RAPHAEL! YA HOME, YA DAMN PERVERT? I HAVE TA GIVE YOU SOMETHING!

Comments

[lovelydragoon]

[Confident smirk.] Only one way to find out, I suppose.

[gotashortfuse]

You're a chick.

[lovelydragoon]

I don't see why that should matter.

[gotashortfuse]

'cause girls suck.

[lovelydragoon]

That's not a very healthy attitude. [In general, or because you're talking to one who carries a spear, you choose. Though her voice retains its pleasant overtones.]

[gotashortfuse]

Yes, it is. Girls always suck.

[lovelydragoon]

And what makes you say that? [Why is she even still talking to him?]

[gotashortfuse]

Because they're weak and do dumb crap.

[lovelydragoon]

[She's just going to. look. at you.]

I've met plenty of men I could say that about.

[gotashortfuse]

Then they're stupid too.

[lovelydragoon]

[She can't help but laugh a little at that.]

But not all men are weak and stupid, right?

[gotashortfuse]

Course not! I'm awesome!

[lovelydragoon]

[fff--]

So maybe you shouldn't assume that all women are weak and stupid, either.

[gotashortfuse]

They are so I'm just gonna assume they all suck.

[lovelydragoon]

[Well she tried logic. It failed.]

Hm. I hope someone proves you wrong one of these days, then.

[Cuts off the feed, not giving him a chance to reply.]