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[gotashortfuse]

[Someone has been missing for weeks now. No word, no nothing. Well guess who is back and grinning as he pushes his goggles up to show his golden eyes? That's right! It's Michael!]

Hey! That Underground place is a great stress relief!

[He holds up a skull of...some kind of monster.]

There's all kinds of monsters down there to beat up! I'm feelin' great! And I have some prizes to dump of on a perverted bastard.

Speaking of which...

HEY RAPHAEL! YA HOME, YA DAMN PERVERT? I HAVE TA GIVE YOU SOMETHING!

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[gotashortfuse]

The bed.

[so very smart about this]

Hey! I got ya some good stuff!

[and he drops his bag in front of him so he can start going through it]

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[bedsidemanners]

[so impressed]

You didn't have to get me anything.

[picks it up and starts digging around in it]

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[gotashortfuse]

Sure I did! I gotta get ya stuff when I kill the monsters!

[it's like a tradition! so have fun going through bones and teeth and scales and some organs.

what? he thought it could be used for medicine or something.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[... he is okay with most of this, maybe he can figure out some... use for this... a pause as he picks up what looks like a very large liver]

[impressively, he doesn't drop it or make much of a face]

[maybe he's just semi-used to it]

... Thanks. ... What's this even from?

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[gotashortfuse]

[looking at what he's holding. hmmmmmmmm]

Don't remember. Maybe it's from the big hairy thing that tried to eat me.

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[bedsidemanners]

It tried to eat you? [it's still a bit bloody. and then he nearly drops it]

... I'll see what I can do with it.

[and the rest of the... gifts. Maybe he can use the scales as coffee table decorations or... something.] Don't tell me you've been in the Underground all this time.

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[gotashortfuse]

Sure have! It was fun!

[lots of grinning because he just looks so proud of himself]

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[bedsidemanners]

[a sort of lopsided grin back as he puts everything back in the bag and sets it on a table, before shoving some debris away to sit on the bed]

I almost thought you'd gone home.

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[gotashortfuse]

Don't be stupid. Then you'd be alone.

[clearly that's the perfect reason for him not to go home]

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[bedsidemanners]

[it's... sort of heartwarming to Raphael, actually]

But I wouldn't be alone.

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[gotashortfuse]

Yes you would.

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[bedsidemanners]

I'd have my patients.

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[gotashortfuse]

See? You'd be alone.

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[bedsidemanners]

That's not...

[a contemplative pause, dusting off a pillow]

I guess it is alone.

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[gotashortfuse]

[triumphant grin as he flops down on the bed too, ignoring all the dust he poofs into the air]

See? Told ya!

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[bedsidemanners]

[mock-considering. very mock-considering]

I guess there's still Rosiel and Katan...

[and throwing the pillow towards him]

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[gotashortfuse]

Still alone, ya dumbass. They suck.

[woah! pillow! catching it and going to hit Raphael with it]

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[bedsidemanners]

It was a j-- hey!

[does not catch it. is hit in the face and trying to wrench it out of his grasp]

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[gotashortfuse]

[nope...it's pillow fight time and he's hitting him again]

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[bedsidemanners]

Come on, Mika, this is--

[this is a complete token protest]

[raphael grabs another pillow in desperation and tries to smack him with it in return]

[one that probably already is losing feathers]

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[gotashortfuse]

Hey!

[that blow lands and he topples onto the floor with a good THUD]

Hey! I'll get you for that!

[but he's grinning so it means he's having fun]