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Hanna F. Cross ([personal profile] manofgnee) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-21 11:13 pm
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Case 219 [Accidental Video]

[Poor Hanna. He looks tired as he sits on his couch, gently rocking what appears to be a small throw pillow shaped like a dinosaur in his arms, humming to it quietly. Of note is the fact that the dino pillow is wearing a poorly wrapped diaper.]

That's it, Trevor, that's a good boy...rock a bye, baby, on the tree tops...

[He closes his eyes and smiles, continuing to sing lullabies to the pillow. After a while, he sighs happily, getting up and moving out of the room.]

Finally...g'nite, kiddo...Daddy loves you...

[ooc: Poor, poor Hanna. Curse is It’s a Boat, it’s a Bug, it’s Ours, and for the weekend, his Godzilla throw pillow is his son Trevor. :|)
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[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-22 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sssh, I just got Trevor to go to sleep...!
forhishonor: (yell & WTF I DID NOT SAY THAT)

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
The pillow has a name?!

[ no, he will not be quiet. ]
manofgnee: (-Are you for reals?-)

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-22 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
He's my son, and his name is Trevor.
forhishonor: (annoyed & mr. mcgrump face)

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-22 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
'He' is a damn pillow! And Trevor is a crappy name.
manofgnee: (-RAAAAGE-)

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-22 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
He is my son, and Trevor is a perfectly good name!
forhishonor: (annoyed & oh shut your face)

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-22 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like some kind of frog!

And if he's your son, where's his mother?
manofgnee: (-RAAAAGE-)

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-24 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Does it matter where she is? The important thing is he's got somebody who loves him!

And he's not a frog!
forhishonor: (grump & what a weird shaped mouth)

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-24 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't have a family without both parents!

[ though he knows from personal experience that even having both parents isn't enough sometimes. ]

Then how come he's shaped all funny?!
manofgnee: (-Are you for reals?-)

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-25 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you can, that's a bunch of crap!

He's not shaped funny!!
forhishonor: (point & AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT)

orz I'm sorry for the late tag

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-28 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
If he's not shaped funny, then you must be blind! He's even weird colors! Is he sick or something?
manofgnee: (-RAAAAGE-)

xD it's okay. I am enjoying this so much. :D

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-28 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Stop insulting my son, he's not sick, and he's not shaped funny!!
forhishonor: (annoyed & mr. mcgrump face)

I'm also sorry Elliot is a stupid jerk. OTL

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-28 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ sadly, no one has explained the concept of curses to Elliot. :( ]

I'm not insulting anyone, I'm pointing out the truth! Maybe I should be asking if you're sick!
manofgnee: (-Seriously? Come on!-)

:D Again, it's okay. Hanna knows some real jerks.

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-28 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Hanna has yet to realize it. He'll apologize after it wears off.]

I'm not sick!
forhishonor: (point & get in the van leo)

[personal profile] forhishonor 2012-01-28 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Then maybe you should get your glasses checked! When was the last time you got a new pair, anyway?
manofgnee: (-Aw crap.-)

[personal profile] manofgnee 2012-01-30 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
...not recently.
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