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[thewildone]

Yesterday morning I woke up and told myself, "Don't drink the green beer, Curt. No one dyes a decent beer green." I don't actually remember when I decided to ignore my own advice, but it was probably some time after I got the sparkly green hat. I don't tend to regret partying, but I regret the green beer at least. That shit's disturbing coming back up.

[Private to Stephen]
At any point last night, did you draw a shamrock on my ass? Because if that wasn't you, I only have more questions.

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[totallyinaband]

It wasn't me.

[thewildone]

...Do you remember me not having pants?

[totallyinaband]

I remember you not having pants a lot of the time, it doesn't narrow it down too much.

To be perfectly honest a lot of the night is still a blur for me, too.

[thewildone]

I guess some things in life are meant to remain a mystery.

[totallyinaband]

I had a good time, anyway.

[thewildone]

Me too. And who am I kidding, I'll totally end up drinking green beer again next year.

[totallyinaband]

If you throw up anywhere but the bathroom, I still am going to kill you.

[anunluckypenny]

Sparkly hats have a way of affecting judgment, you know. Once you put on a green sparkly hat, the green beer's just the next step.

[thewildone]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[anunluckypenny]

How're you doing today?

[thewildone]

Kind of hungover, but all right. How've you been.

[anunluckypenny]

Ew. The unfortunate side effect of partying hard. And I'm fine! Not hungover.

[thewildone]

That's good. Unless it means you didn't do anything festive, which would be disappointing for a redhead.

[anunluckypenny]

You know, I don't actually remember most of yesterday? I know I didn't drink or anything, but there was this rainbow and I just knew that there'd be--I mean, there wasn't anything and I was completely confused when midnight happened and I was in the middle of the zoo, but curses are funny things.

[mightbeconcussed]

That's why you're supposed to keep it down, Silly.

[thewildone]

Well I tried.

Hey, Luce, you didn't happen to draw on me last night, did you?

She totes can have drawn on him if you want

[mightbeconcussed]

Extremely highly possibly a maybe. Why?

sure, it seems like something that would be Lucy's fault...

[thewildone]

I caught sight of myself in the mirror and there's a shamrock of unknown origin.

Definitely

[mightbeconcussed]

Did I at least put it in a good place?

Definitely

[thewildone]

Depends if you count 'upper left buttcheek' as a good place.

[mightbeconcussed]

Score for me! Pretty much the best place.

[invisibilities]

Did it taste alright? The beer.

[thewildone]

It tasted like normal shitty beer. Why?

[invisibilities]

I wondered if the green made it better or worse.

[thewildone]

I don't think you can taste food coloring. I dunno, though.