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[shall_yield_us]

[ For a first few minutes of footage, it seems a neatly groomed Rosiel's discovered the camera lens as an impromptu mirror, using it to... fuss nervously over the lace collar of an over-complicated coat. Finally - ]

Ma... ma? Mama. Mommma. Mother. Yes. Yes, that. A mother. Why, we're seeking a mother for hire -

[ The bit of lace is set two millimeters to the left - then three back to the right - left - right - left- right - ]

...for a little boy: frail, somewhat deluded, hardly devout, perhaps - if you're blind - handsome. A charming child.

[ ...left... right... is that a speck of dust on his shoulder, why, even its shadow is removed immediately - left - right - ]

You needn't love children, only... do please don't smother him with the finer set of pillows. Candidacies open to all, interviews to be held, payment in full, references unnecessary, bribery... appreciated? As gestures go -

[ ...and left, right back in its original position. ]

...there. How does it look?


[ ooc: ...Justin would be the little boy in question, just. Just in case you were wondering. ]

Comments

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[deadly_legacy]

I...

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[deadly_legacy]

I don't think you can hire mothers.

That is you can hire people who are mothers for tasks, but I don't think the task can actually be mothering or if it is then it goes by different terms.

[sympathyforme]

Nice coat.

[He needs to take the rest of Rosiel and his crazy in slowly.]

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[shall_yield_us]

Is i -

[shall_yield_us]

You can't have it.

[bedsidemanners]

Well, I'm grateful you're giving him up for someone else to raise.

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[shall_yield_us]

Nonsense. I'm brilliant and shining and wonderful with children's corpses. And children.

[shall_yield_us]

Now, how do I look?

[one_that_leads]

It looks perfect, Lord Rosiel.

[shall_yield_us]

And you'd never lie to me, would you?

Video/Private

[worldofourown]

You're auctioning a child?

[He seems inordinately amused.]

I'd be happy to volunteer. I'm splendid with children...

[Splendid at subjecting them to gruesome experiments. Oh, and eating them :|]

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[shall_yield_us]

[ .............bad Karl. ]


I do believe, I do, I do, and maybe don't, you're not meant to be trusted with laces, or hanging yourself with them. Let alone my child.

[majorcrotchgrab]

And just who is this boy?

[shall_yield_us]

Why, a precious lost lamb.

video - so you can see him, Rosiel

[beyourarmy]

I don't think you should be looking for caretakers for children. You least of all, in fact.

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[shall_yield_us]

You'd rather I cared for him with my two hands?

[shall_yield_us]

...how do you find it? My coat?

[valentineluke]

You? Running an orphanage?

[shall_yield_us]

Anything for a good cause.

[crowing]

Yo, miss!

What the hell are you doing?

[shall_yield_us]

Now, now, no need for petty jealousies. Shall I find you a mother too?

[othersdie]

[This cannot be what it looks like. Unless it is.

Rosiel's insane. This is probably exactly what it looks like.]

If someone's going to be smothered, it might as well be with a decent pillow.

[shall_yield_us]

I do so adore how you speak from the victim's perspective.

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[destinedtobeunpopular]

[Why is he doubting the legitimacy of this whole deal?

Maybe because it's this guy.]

Who would that be?

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[shall_yield_us]

Any why, my eager pederast?