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[blonderazorshiv]

[ At first, all that can be heard is the beginning of this song. After a bit, there's a laugh. ]

I love this song.

[ And then, practically under his breath, he sings along. ]

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

What do you mean sort of.

[blonderazorshiv]

He's got goofy ears. We found him in the desert.

[orangetoughguy]

[..........]

Humane of you.

[blonderazorshiv]

[ There's some panting into the device again, up until Blonde pulls it away. ]

He's a cute little bastard. Nice big teeth, too.

[orangetoughguy]

[Not liking the sound of that AT ALL.]

I'll bet. How's the smell?

[blonderazorshiv]

Not bad. He's getting used to baths and the house training's going well. Most of it is, actually.

[orangetoughguy]

Man are you a dog lover? Were you always a dog lover?

[blonderazorshiv]

Depends on the dog.