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[blonderazorshiv]

[ At first, all that can be heard is the beginning of this song. After a bit, there's a laugh. ]

I love this song.

[ And then, practically under his breath, he sings along. ]

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

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[blonderazorshiv]

[ They really shouldn't. Still, Blonde's not used to lyrics being quite that dirty -- everything's a metaphor for big dicks, not actual talking about big dicks. ]

Rex is sort of in the way right now.

[ Rex doesn't seem to care, either. He's perfectly happy where he is, thanks. ]

[dignity_misery]

I can see that.

[Carla doesn't make these porno noises, doesn't squeal and call him baby, but she's amused listening to it. She's heard dirtier. Nothing but gratuitous sex and violence in the future, Blondie.]

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Apparently Rex things now's a good time to roll over so they can rub his belly. Well, Blonde will do it, at least. He's heard dirtier, too, and the squealing has a place but sometimes it's annoying as hell. ]

[dignity_misery]

Real fearsome, guys,

[Big bad psycho and his big bad wolf. Hardly.]

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Blonde laughs, Rex's tongue lolling out of his mouth as he looks between the two humans. ]

It's a day off. [ More belly rubs. ] We'll make up for it.

[dignity_misery]

[Her impulse is to grab the wolf's tongue and make him regret letting it out of his head like that... And this is exactly why she is not a woman who should have pets.

She pushes herself up with a sigh. Maybe she'll go take a shower and deal with this continued playlist is filthy techno. She's not really aiming as she heads that way, but her shirt ends up hitting her favorite roommate in the side of the head when she ditches en route.]