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[pinwheeled]

[It's probably the music that accompanies him that has Fischer in such a sour mood today. Well, more sour than usual, considering his time in the City thus far.]

This is some kind of joke, right?

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[audio]

[freedrinkplease]

why you have my face, foxy?

you wanna have a go, love?

[ CLEARLY Pig understands the situation. Clearly. ]

[audio]

[pinwheeled]

[What.

Really, it's things like this that make him question whether he's dreaming or not all over again.]

Who the hell are you?

[audio]

[freedrinkplease]

King o' Pork City.

Pig.

You be some imposter, yeah?

[audio]

[pinwheeled]

I've never heard of any Pork City, and I have no idea who you're supposed to be, much less who I'm supposedly an imposter of. So, no.

[audio - > video]

[freedrinkplease]

[ There's a rustle as Pig tries to work it out and--there we go. Have your same face, Fischer. Younger and with a bit of an edge, but it's yours. ]

You be stealin' my face.

[video]

[pinwheeled]

[What.

What the hell is he staring at.]

... Who did you say you were, again?

[signatures]

If it is, it's not a very funny one.

[pinwheeled]

Tell that to everyone who's apparently found it hilarious so far.

(voice.)

[godofabs]

[how does he feel like old school AC/DC blasting through and a very large Asgardian yelling over it?]

I DOUBT IT, TIMEKEEPER.

(voice.)

[pinwheeled]

[Wow holy shit. He is not a fan of that at all, no sir.]

Excuse me?

(voice.)

[godofabs]

DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHO I AM? I AM THOR ODINSON, YOU SPOKE ME ABOUT THE MANNER OF YOUR SPECIAL AREA OF THE LAW ?

(voice.)

[pinwheeled]

What?

I'm sorry, I don't— [If he had ever encountered this guy in any capacity, he's fairly sure he would remember it.] I don't believe we've spoken.

(voice.)

[godofabs]

OH, THEN I WOULD BEG YOUR PARDON. YOU SOUND VERY MUCH LIKE HIM.

(voice.)

[pinwheeled]

[At least he's polite, whoever he is. Despite the yelling.]

Don't... Don't worry about it.

(voice.)

[godofabs]

STILL, YOU HAVE MY APOLOGIZES.

(voice.)

[pinwheeled]

Right. Uh... Thank you.

(voice.)

[godofabs]

THERE IS NO NEED TO THANK ME

[voice]

[thewildone]

Sucks to be you.

[Curt's basically okay with his own music, even if it's been kind of a weird mix, even if the current Lou Reed song hits a little close to home.]

[voice]

[pinwheeled]

[Lucky him.]

Thanks for the sympathy.

[voice]

[thewildone]

You tried earplugs?

[voice]

[pinwheeled]

Doesn't seem like they'd do much good, seeing how this damn music is everywhere.