[video/action]

[candothat]

Enterprise? Do you read?

[A curly-headed boy, almost certainly not out of his teens, frowns at the screen. His words are rendered somewhat incomprehensible by a thick Eastern European accent in spite of his obvious attempts to annunciate.]

Ensign Chekov to bridge. Uhura? Sulu? …Mr. Spock? Chekov to engineering. Mr. Scott, can you hear me? There may have been a... ah, a malfunction with the teleporter.

Can anyone hear me?

[He sighs and fiddles with something on his device. The video feed distorts momentarily before returning to normal. When the teenager speaks again, his tone is low and words less painstakingly produced as if he’s speaking himself.]

Ai, what is this? There shouldn’t be interference this far out from the magnetic anomaly. Eto piz`dets…

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[private video: THREADJACKED!]

[charring]

Yeah? This place also likes to pull in face doubles. I have a twin from another universe here. Her name is Wichita. I did tell you that this place pulls people from Everywhere, right? You have no reason to not trust me, here.

Are you home? I'll bring up my PS3 and explain it over Zombie Island or something.

[private video: THREADJACKED!]

[socoolbrewster]

Uh-huh. But that's somebody with your face, that's completely different. It's not somebody you know. What the hell am I supposed to do with that exactly, just strike up a normal conversation? Yeah, like that's gonna happen. "Hi, I'm sorry, I kind of want to punch your face in and/or rip your throat out, but how are you adjusting to this whole craziness? I hope the ride in wasn't too bad."

I'm home. Whatever, do what you want.

[private video: THREADJACKED!]

[charring]

Face doubles happen. Roll with it. Don't kill Pavel because he looks like a douche bag. Save that for if the douche bag shows up.

[See? Even Charlie has negative emotions towards Brewster.]

Be there in twenty. Got you sour gummy worms.

[private video: THREADJACKED!]

[socoolbrewster]

And I'll still be here.