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[ironmanic]

Pepper, I'm taking you back.

And anyone else with a dying need to escape dehydration, impossible temperatures, sun stroke, and carnivorous desert monsters, let me know. Otherwise, good luck. I think Rhodey's got the sandworms pissing in their nests somewhere anyhow.

Seriously, though.

I hate deserts.

Really, of all the landscapes to choose from, we get deserts.

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audio:

[charring]

Good luck getting out. Stay safe and all that.

Voice

[threeolives]

[ Oh thank god. ]

It's about time. Ready when you are.

audio:

[ironmanic]

I should say the same to you, Charlie. Holding up okay?

Voice

[ironmanic]

Where are you? And wear layers. Desert sun's not too nice to poor delicate humans.

[ audio ]

[the_dawnster]

Okay but stay safe cause I've seen a lot of death out here, and trust me when I say that death doesn't look good on anyone except vampires cause somehow they always seem to pull off the 'I look awesome' vibe even in the desert. I mean, unless they haven't fed in forever then they just look like all the rest of us.

audio:

[charring]

Hardly. But...eh. I'm dealing. Learning that, unlike the last time a monster attacked me {RE: the damn statues] these things are flammable and I'm quite happy with that. That's pretty much the only thing I'm happy about, though.

[ audio ]

[ironmanic]

It's me- Tony Stark. I'm always safe.

And here I thought vampires just sparkled a lot.

[punchedhitler]

You're going through?

Voice

[threeolives]

I'm in the safe zone. Rhodey brought me.

I'm covered in sunscreen and I've got a hat and a jacket. Can we just get out of here already?

audio:

[ironmanic]

You don't like all the hot, oppressive air and meager rations?

Voice -> action

[ironmanic]

At your service.

[And he's on his way, armored and ready to scoop her in his arms and carry her off to safety.]

[ironmanic]

Getting her outta here. Don't miss me too much.

[punchedhitler]

I think we're going soon. A couple of days, at most.

[ironmanic]

Finally got the papers through?

[punchedhitler]

We put them in. I feel kind of bad, leaving like that, but I think most everyone's at the checkpoints by now.

[ironmanic]

I think we could all use a life without living in a constant state of heat strokes, wouldn't you?

audio:

[charring]

Can't say I'm a fan without being dishonest.

[punchedhitler]

I'll be happy for a lack of sand.

audio:

[ironmanic]

You planning on getting out of here soon?

[ironmanic]

So could I.

So who all's 'we.' You and Barnes?

audio:

[charring]

Um...[All the hesitation in the world.] No. There are a few things I need to take care of here. Otherwise, I'd so take you up on your offer for a flight out.

[ Audio ]

[latenightfondue]

Wouldn't mind a ride there, Tone, if you're offering.

audio:

[ironmanic]

Uh, like what. Watering your cactus?

[punchedhitler]

That's right. I don't know what Howard wants to do.

[ Audio ]

[ironmanic]

[...He can't just abandon his dad.]

Sure thing. Gotta warn you, though. The ride's not pretty for the hair.