✜067 [video][Glass City]

[deadly_legacy]

I've actually never had sex before.

...Why did I just say that?

(OOC: Backdated to Feb. 26. Cursed with We Did That?)

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[worldofourown]

Why would you share such a thing over the network?

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[deadly_legacy]

[Flushing with embarrassment. So not the way to meet new people!] I wouldn't. It must be a curse.

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[worldofourown]

Cursed to tell inappropriate stories?

[a.k.a. He doesn't believe you've never had sex :|]

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[deadly_legacy]

It's...not really a story. [No happy ending.]

But something like that.

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[worldofourown]

I'm sure it's not...

[More like a multi-volume saga, he's assuming >.>]

Have you considered hiding your netwoek device under your bed?

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[deadly_legacy]

I have. It just seems so rude not to respond to people at all.

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[worldofourown]

Even at the cost of blurting something... indelicate?

[Who. The. Hell? Is that polite?]

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[deadly_legacy]

[The third princess of the Britannian Empire of course.]

I suppose you do have a point with that. Still, even as I tell myself to do so... [The curse has other plans you see. Curses can be fickle.]

I don't think we've met before. I'm Euphie. I once grinded against Tony while pressed against a light pole. [Was that the indelicate you asked for?]

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[worldofourown]

...

Grinded against...?

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[worldofourown]

[Ahem. Gonna ignore that.]

I am Karl.

Karl Fei-Ong.

[He'll hope and pray he never gets hit by this curse. There's certain kinky aspects of a man's life no one should hear about.]

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[deadly_legacy]

Euphemia li Britannia is my full name.

...And I'm very sorry about that. It happened during a curse too.

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[worldofourown]

A pleasure, Ms. Euphemia.

These 'Dieties' certainly seem to enjoy amusing themselves at another's expense.

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[deadly_legacy]

It's lovely to meet you too.

And they do I'm afraid. At least I can tell I'm cursed. That is something. They don't always give you even that much power over them.

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[worldofourown]

What a pity. That said, I hear the Underground is beyond the reach of most...'curses'.

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[deadly_legacy]

The underground?

I've never actually been there. I'm told it's rather dangerous.

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[worldofourown]

[Never had sex, and never been to Underground, either? What do you do for fun, Euphie? xD]

Oh, it's not too bad. [From a crazy vampire's perspective.] I could give you a guided tour if you're ever curious...

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[deadly_legacy]

[Hard to imagine, right?] Do you stay there? [Not exactly accepting or rejecting the offer.]

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[worldofourown]

I'm afraid I have no permanent residence at the moment. But I do enjoy dropping in there, from time to time.

[For blood-snacks, blood-sports and other blood-related evulz :|]

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[deadly_legacy]

You don't? How long have you been here?

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[worldofourown]

[He looks faintly sullen.]

A few weeks, give or take.

[During which many weird and annoying magical things happened to him. Like being beaten up for biting a kid. And getting lost in the desert. And being eaten by a sandworm. And beset by slugs. Etc, etc... B|]

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[deadly_legacy]

[Busy weeks!]

That's a long time to go without housing, though it is difficult with everything with the sand and glass.

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[worldofourown]

[Especially if you're a lunatic! xD]

I managed. It's not the first time I've found myself...in an unstable environment.

[Biting lost people in the Desert City was fun. The sandballs, sand-worms and sunburn? Not so much.]

I'm personally enjoying the Glass side better than the sandy one.

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[deadly_legacy]

I'm glad you made it back then. It sounds like things are very dangerous over there.

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[worldofourown]

[A smirk.]

The Desert's a place to relish, if you've an adventurer's spirit. But I find that I enjoy clean clothes and bathwater far more. I'm only 'human', after all.

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[deadly_legacy]

That sounds like a more optimistic way of looking at it than I've been hearing. [She likes optimism.]