✜067 [video][Glass City]

[deadly_legacy]

I've actually never had sex before.

...Why did I just say that?

(OOC: Backdated to Feb. 26. Cursed with We Did That?)

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[team_sociopath]

...▓░▒.

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

[asldkfjsdl!]

T░▒my?

voice;

[team_sociopath]

Y░▒▓, sor▓░... j░▓▒...

[This would be an awkward conversation if it weren't in public and barely intelligible.]

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

I d▓░n't m░▓▒ to s▓░ it. [Not that it was untrue. She just...well, what she said.]

voice;

[team_sociopath]

Wh▒░▓ i▓ ░hy y▒▓ ░▒▓uld pr▓░▒bly h▒▓░ y░▓r d▓▒░ce ▒▓til mi░▓▒ght.

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

R▒▓ht. I w▓▒░ put it aw▒▓.

...▒▓w are th▓░▒s over th░▓▒? [This is like putting it away.]

voice;

[team_sociopath]

D▓ ░▒u r░▒▓ly w▒▓░ to kn▓░?

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

...Ye░. I wa░▒ the tr▒▓░.

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[worldofourown]

Why...?

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[worldofourown]

Why would you share such a thing over the network?

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[deadly_legacy]

[Flushing with embarrassment. So not the way to meet new people!] I wouldn't. It must be a curse.

voice;

[team_sociopath]

I c▓▒'t g▒░ ░▓ck th░▒▓gh, ru▓░▒ng. I gu▒▓░ it on▒░ ▓orks a c▓░▒le ░▓mes.

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[worldofourown]

Cursed to tell inappropriate stories?

[a.k.a. He doesn't believe you've never had sex :|]

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

▓ou ha▒░ to get b▒░k s▒▓░how. [This is not negotiable!]

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[deadly_legacy]

It's...not really a story. [No happy ending.]

But something like that.

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[worldofourown]

I'm sure it's not...

[More like a multi-volume saga, he's assuming >.>]

Have you considered hiding your netwoek device under your bed?

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[deadly_legacy]

I have. It just seems so rude not to respond to people at all.

voice;

[team_sociopath]

I w░▒▓.

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[worldofourown]

Even at the cost of blurting something... indelicate?

[Who. The. Hell? Is that polite?]

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

I k░▒w. [Because there were promises made.]

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[deadly_legacy]

[The third princess of the Britannian Empire of course.]

I suppose you do have a point with that. Still, even as I tell myself to do so... [The curse has other plans you see. Curses can be fickle.]

I don't think we've met before. I'm Euphie. I once grinded against Tony while pressed against a light pole. [Was that the indelicate you asked for?]

[ex_bloodcakedarmor707]

I just consider you a friend so I always forget that princess thing. There's probably a lot of... etiquette that goes with that.

[deadly_legacy]

There is certainly some. It isn't important to me, but...

Well, as I said it's complicated.

voice;

[team_sociopath]

S▓ ░▒n't w▒░▓y, ok?

voice;

[deadly_legacy]

I w▒░'t. [She will.]