004 :: video/action

[prosopopoeia]

[How she got the device to turn on, Delacroix does not know. Working the thing was much more difficult without fingers, as one might expect. It doesn't matter. The video turns on somewhere in the glass city and there is a stuffed rabbit looking down into it. It looks a bit cross for a child's toy, really.]

Zhis is ridiculous. I almost would 'ave preferred zhe slugs...


[[ooc; action so mightily encouraged.]]

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[notelegrams]

Take heart. The universe is taking the time to encourage you to appreciate our friends, the termites, from a new vantage point.

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[prosopopoeia]

How helpful. Not zhat I expected any better.

[No. Not it is not. The frown on her little rabbit face deepens.]

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[notelegrams]

Then make a point of asking.

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[Hhh.]

As I now stand less zhan a foot tall, I did not think eet was necessary to outline zhe issues in transportation and interaction with my environment zhat I am experiencing.

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[notelegrams]

You underestimate the net value of begging.

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[prosopopoeia]

[She was indignant before, and that certainly has not improved.]

Or over-estimate my pride, take your pick.

[verysmallpig]

O-oh why Hallo!

[prosopopoeia]

[Delacroix's frown deepens, rabbit nose scrunched up. She is a snippy sort of woman on a good day, and today is very much not of those.]

Hello. Are you cursed, or is zhis 'ow you always appear?

[verysmallpig]

Oh, why I'm m-much Larger when I'm really there.

My name's P-piglet. Do you know Rabbit by any chance?

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[Sigh.]

No, I do not. Unfortunately, eet is unlikely we share any acquaintances.

[Because most of hers were dead.]

My name ees Marie Delacroix.

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[He half-recognizes the voice and accent. But the face...? Hoo boy.]

Is this some sort of practical joke...?

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[Hhhh. Kaaarl. She is a stuffed bunny, she is so indignant.]

Watch your tongue.

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[Wow. It really is a talking bunny. And he thought his meeting with Piglet was weird. Karl's smirk is irrepressible.]

~Come, come, mademoiselle lapin. No need to get your stitches in a twist.

[What a waste of a perfectly good meal human. Do stuffed rabbits even bleed?]

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[Her frown deepens, although considering she has little felt eyes, the final effect is somewhat diminished.]

Eef you have nothing useful to say, zhen per'aps you should be silent.

[Le sniff.]

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[worldofourown]

[D'awww. He's being sniped at by a stuffed bunny. Karl tries to smother his laughter behind a facade of polite solicitude.]

My sincerest apologies. It's just not every day one comes upon such a hilarious singular spectacle. Do you require any assistance?

[He doesn't imagine it's easy to get around, being a stuffed bunny and all.]

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[She huffs.]

I could use transportation.

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[worldofourown]

I'd be happy to offer. [He could use a good laugh. Or ten.] What's your location?

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I am on a park bench.

[She had been carried here and abandoned by a little girl. It was very irritating.]

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[worldofourown]

I'm certain I can find you.

[A talking bunny should'nt be hard to miss. Oh, if Diva could see him now...xD]

[OOC: She's not in the Glass City, is she?]

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[Smug bastard.]

Good luck.

Action; *We can assume he's just arrived in the Glass City. Karl needs some bunny lulz*

[worldofourown]

[He wanders through the park, keeping his eyes peeled for a particularly sullen-looking stuffed toy. To add insult to Marie's injury, he's humming a French nursery rhyme about rabbits.]

~Deux lapins comme cent zouaves, un jour ont juré d'être braves. Us ont juré de faire un coup...

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[Ugh. Singing about rabbits.]

Very funny, salaud.

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[worldofourown]

[Oh, but how can he help it? This is one for the books.]

~Now now. Language.

[He comes to a stop near the talking bunny. Huh. She's much smaller than he expected.]

I'm assuming you'll need to carried, Miss...?

[He didn't catch your name, Bunny-Lady.]

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[prosopopoeia]

Delacroix.

[Snippy, snippy, Marie.]

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[worldofourown]

Enchanté, Miss Delacroix. I am Karl Fei-Ong.

[He can't find it in him to wipe the smirk off his face, even as he reaches for her like a parent about to pick up a sulking child.]

If you'll permit me...?