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[wearafeznow]

[ The image on the screen is off a very wet, very smiley looking bloke. His face is youthful, hair flattened down by the water running off his scalp. Landed in the fountain then, unfortunate. ]

Right, oi. I hadn't even gotten into my fa-la-la's yet, there's no reason to send me swimming. [ Fishing in his pocket for a slim, silver device. He pulls a face, features twisting as he shakes the water out of it. ] All right dear, yes, I'm terribly sorry, but if we could hurry this along. [ It takes a minute, buzzing faintly before he wipes it on his jacket, the light finally catching. It makes the screen wobble, the way he shakes his other arm around, scanning the sky. ] Ooh, now that's interesting. I like interesting. Unless it's a smell in the fridge. Who knew stuff could go off?

A-ha! Oh, now that is good, that's wonderful, that's just - [ Scrambling out of the fountain, the device tilted down to the ground first before his face swims into view. ] Calling all Ponds, calling all Ponds, come in Ponds. This is your Doctor speaking. Get here in five minutes or I'm going exploring. [ Grinning. ] Without you, Amelia.

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[wearafeznow]

[ Hopping on her kitchen counter. Yes, he looks five. ] So. Custard.

[waitedforyears]

You're terrible. [ and she's missed you. She starts on the custard. And the fish fingers. ]

So what do you know of this place, already?

[wearafeznow]

There's a rampaging elephant. And more than one of me, which is interesting. Maybe. Sort of. Possibly.

[waitedforyears]

Three of you, including you, but I like this you best. Also, curses. Anyone mention the curses yet? Because there's curses.

[wearafeznow]

[ Clearly preening because he is her favourite, which is ridiculous, but there you go. ]

No, go on, tell me about the curses. They don't sound all that brilliant. Curse never does. It's all look at this shiny thing, oh dear, your face is melting.

[waitedforyears]

Not sure if there's one with melting faces but there could be. They're all sorts of random stuff, sometimes just annoying and sometimes pretty dangerous. Sometimes they mess with your head, or your body, or something.

There's a guide to this place, y'know.

[ A sidelong glance. ] Or we could just find out for ourselves. Investigate.

[wearafeznow]

Why would I want to read a guide? Boring.

[ Pause. ] How dangerous?

[waitedforyears]

Like, people die dangerous. Sometimes.

[wearafeznow]

[ Cloud coming over his face. ] They die?

[waitedforyears]

Except for how you can't really die here, yeah.