I mean, I guess maybe it's not that hard to get rid of if you're a pretty girl like you. Or if you're a sweet, good-looking guy who isn't also neurotic as hell. But my luck has consistently been terrible, and I don't know how to turn it around.

[Too subtle. Way too subtle.]

Yeah, because you're allowed to wear colors and have fun with how you look. Or at least, more allowed to do it than guys are.

[Not that he's... ever paid attention to those rules, considering the variety of loud colors he's wearing at the moment.]