majorcrotchgrab: (✪ excuse me wtf r u doing)
Иван Райденович Райков ([personal profile] majorcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2014-01-13 07:45 pm

037 || video;

[As the recording starts, Raikov looks worse for wear. He was very tempted to go with audio only but why deprive the City of his beautiful yet tired face?]

I'm assuming this is a curse day because my luck has been complete shit. Get out of bed, only to trip and twist my ankle because my foot was asleep? Hit my head on a cupboard?

[Which has left a nice gash on his forehead]

Spill hot coffee on to my newspaper and my lap? Trip over absolutely nothing on to the hard concrete? And those are only a few of the things that have happened to me throughout the course of the day.

[He rubs his temples]

I hurt, City. I want today to be over with. No one should have to deal with this much bad luck. I know I certainly don't deserve it! I'd love to take a bath but I'd probably end up drowning somehow...
candothat: (Apprehensive)

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[personal profile] candothat 2014-01-16 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Limit yourself to soup?
candothat: (Smile: Whatcha gonna do)

video;

[personal profile] candothat 2014-01-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I am out of ideas. You are doomed.
candothat: (Let me explain)

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[personal profile] candothat 2014-01-16 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
When he does, I think you will be safe to attempt soup. He can fish you out of your soup bowl if you begin drowning.