[video] one drink

[minigolfandsushi]

[Peter stands in the middle of the desert, a glass in one hand and a big bottle of vile-looking green liquid in the other. He looks around and blinks.]

Fuck. How much of this shit did I drink?

[He takes another glug. It's not like he can get more drunk, right?]

Comments

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[anunluckypenny]

That's what happens when you drink things, but seriously... is there a reason you and your kidneys're fighting?

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[minigolfandsushi]

We are doing nothing of the sort! I am simply doing my part to help the economy by...keeping my kidneys employed. Yes.

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[anunluckypenny]

Just don't overwork them. You wouldn't want them to go on strike or anything.

I'm Penny. Have you already gotten the welcome-to-the-City spiel from someone else?

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[minigolfandsushi]

Um, let's see...normally a city, currently a desert, something about pockets and time... Some fucking bullshit like that.

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[anunluckypenny]

Yep, that's pretty much it. Oh, and there're people who call themselves deities who make curses happen. Also, dying isn't exactly permanent here, but if you do die--assuming you're not dead already, I mean--you can't ever go home again.

And there are monsters in the desert.

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[minigolfandsushi]

[Peter's face: o_O

He looks down at the bottle in his hands.]


I need to switch to another drink.

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[anunluckypenny]

[Penny's sympathetic. That's a lot to take in, sober or not.]

You might want to try water, okay?

There's a shelter. I don't know if you can see it from where you are, but it seems safe-ish. I mean, it's kind of got this post-apocalyptic vibe and it's not exactly a luxury resort, but there's water and doctors and not so much in the way of monsters.

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[minigolfandsushi]

Oh you're one of those.

I've got a sexy blonde coming my way. I think I'll be fine. Thanks, though.

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[anunluckypenny]

One of those? What?

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[minigolfandsushi]

Goody twoooooooo shoes. Sticks in the mud! Terrible lays!

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[anunluckypenny]

Terrible--excuse me, but that's totally inappropriate. Not that that's the kind of thing you should ever bring up the first time you talk to someone, but that's just... completely out of line, and totally untrue because I'm great in bed.

[She pauses to reconsider what she just said. Oh god. Maybe she can blame it on heat stroke or infection or stressful circumstances or something. Maybe if she finishes this conversation really quickly it'll be like it never happened.]

WelcometotheCityifyouneedanythingletmeknowgoodbye.

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[minigolfandsushi]

Great in bed? Care to prove it?

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[anunluckypenny]

[...]

What? Now? I don't even know you!

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[minigolfandsushi]

That's a problem?

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[anunluckypenny]

Yes!

[Flail! What! She can't even!]

I'm sorry. I have a... there's a thing I have to do. Right now.

[The feed ends very abruptly.]