[video] one drink

[minigolfandsushi]

[Peter stands in the middle of the desert, a glass in one hand and a big bottle of vile-looking green liquid in the other. He looks around and blinks.]

Fuck. How much of this shit did I drink?

[He takes another glug. It's not like he can get more drunk, right?]

Comments

[Spam for McGee/Ed, video for everyone else]

[socoolbrewster]

There's infinite space outside. You don't have to be here.

Why would I know where the aloe is? I spend all day under a blanket.

[Spam for McGee/Ed, video for everyone else]

[charring]

It's cooler in here than out there. And less bugs. [Exploding scorpions is only fun for so long.]

[video]

[minigolfandsushi]

[So he was totally going to offer a bit of snark, but then he recognizes Ed.]


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[the device clatters into the sand as Peter scrambles away, as though Ed could come through the screen and attack him]

Re: [video]

[charring]

Jesus Christ. What the hell was that? [Just...alarmed as hell.]

[video]

[socoolbrewster]

Grown man screaming like a pussy?

[video]

[socoolbrewster]

...Dude. Seriously?

[SO UNIMPRESSED. He thought you were supposed to be this big badass, Peter. Ed is thoroughly disappoint. Although also infinitely amused, as evidenced by the smirk.]

[video]

[minigolfandsushi]

[It takes Peter a little bit to connect these pieces of information together:

1) It's broad daylight.
2) Ed is on his computer screen, not there in person.
3) Ed is a vampire. Refer back to point one.

Still, his hands are shaking and he desperately, desperately wishes he had another bottle as he picks the device back up again.]

You can't hurt me here.

[Of course Ed can't. This is just some dream. He passed out after Charlie had given him that stupid lecture, and this is his subconscious fucking with him. A weirdass fucking nightmare, nothing more.

Still, he doesn't really sound like he believes it.]

[video]

[socoolbrewster]

Uh-huh. Sure. If it helps you sleep at night, Criss Angel wannabe.

I thought you were supposed to be this big bad hunter. [Curious head tilt.] Gotta say, I just don't see it.

[video]

[minigolfandsushi]

I'm an entertainer! I put on a show! What, do you think the beautiful assistant actually gets sawed in half! Fuck off!

[video]

[socoolbrewster]

No, I'm not an idiot. But you claimed to be an expert in the field, I expected at least a little bit of credibility.

But that's okay. They're more fun when they're scared shitless anyway.

[video]

[minigolfandsushi]

I know more about your kind than you can imagine, demon.

[video]

[socoolbrewster]

Oh, do you. I'm so scared. Whooo, what the fuck are you gonna do, wiggle your fingers and hope I disappear?

[video]

[minigolfandsushi]

Don't act like you're really immortal. You can be killed.

[video]

[socoolbrewster]

Yeah, and so can you. Way easier than me.

[video]

[minigolfandsushi]

[Twitch. He has no witty reply to that.

So he hangs up.]