Six; Audio/Video

[reallygreathair]

[The Doctor finds Jackie is still with him as he stands in the hallway.]

Can't get rid of me that easily, you wanker.

[He's pacing the hallway with Jackie glaring at him. Ten pointedly ignores her.]

You're such a coward.

I really have to get out of this place.

Typical coward. I knew you were nothing but a waste.

[This is when the Doctor starts to lose it and starts to yell pointedly at Jackie.]

Get over yourself! You're not real! You're another sick concoction of this City's twisted imagination.

[ooc: The Doctor is cursed seeing the worst abomination in all of creation, Jackie Tyler. Italics is Jackie.]

Comments

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[likehim_likeme]

Old girlfriend?

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[reallygreathair]

NO! Absolutely not.

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[likehim_likeme]

My apologies, then. It sounded like the replaying of a rather bad break-up. [Or, you know, like Adela yelling at him when things got really rocky.]

Might I ask who she is, then?

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[reallygreathair]

Mother of a friend.

Who'll gladly shove her boot up where the sun won't shine.

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[likehim_likeme]

Ah. Well, they are a breed all of their own.

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[reallygreathair]

That they are.

Get stuffed.

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[likehim_likeme]

What did you do to her, if I might?

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[reallygreathair]

I didn't do anything to her. She's always like this. Disapproves of everything. You know the type, right?

I'll bet that's what you tell everyone.

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[likehim_likeme]

Ah, of course. My own mother is quite like that.

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[reallygreathair]

Really? Bet this is giving you flashbacks.

Oi! Stop acting like I'm not here!

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[likehim_likeme]

Well, the City has decided to send the woman herself here, so I do not need flashbacks. I have the real thing.

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[reallygreathair]

Is it as bad as this?

'This' has a name, you know.

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[likehim_likeme]

In fewer words. She's had 28 years to perfect her routine, after all.

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[reallygreathair]

Yeaaaaaaaah. This one's had about seventy years or so to become like this.

I'm forty you git!

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[likehim_likeme]

....toward you?

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[rideofthefearlings]

[ Pitch is smirking by the end, particularly when the Doctor seems to be losing his cool. ]

And yet you don't say that "she" is wrong. That's rather telling, in itself.

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[reallygreathair]

I really don't have to justify myself to something that isn't really here.

You never feel the need to justify yourself to anyone. You're just that pig-headed.

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[rideofthefearlings]

That depends on how you define "there"? Hearing? Seeing? Something that makes an impact?

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[reallygreathair]

Has this ever happened to you before?

Ignoring me won't make me go away.

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[rideofthefearlings]

Not in a very long time.

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[reallygreathair]

Oh? Do tell. Who was it?

I'm still here you lousy bastard. Why don't you look me proper?

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[rideofthefearlings]

I couldn't always tell. What I did often mangled them quite beyond repair.

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[reallygreathair]

I'm sorry, what?

Are you deaf as well as stupid?

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[rideofthefearlings]

The madame seems to have heard me, that means you must have as well.

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[reallygreathair]

Yeaaaaaah. I was really hoping I'd misheard.

You seem to attract all sorts.

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[rideofthefearlings]

No such luck there, it seems.

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[reallygreathair]

Seems to be the way things go here for me. Just unlucky.

You'll be lucky to...

[Back to Jackie.]

Shut up already!

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[rideofthefearlings]

[ pityingly: ]

You're quite a mess right now.

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[reallygreathair]

You ever get the feeling this place is out to get you?

It's not the only thin gout to get you.

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[rideofthefearlings]

That could be arranged, if you wanted.

[livingmyths]

It's okay. Sometimes that happens. They're not really here.

[reallygreathair]

It doesn't help that they're kind of here now. How often does this happen? Is this a regular occurrence?

That's the least of your worries, mate.

[coyote_walking]

Could be gone at midnight tonight, might be here the whole weekend.

This sort of thing seems to happen every couple of months, but it varies. You might never have it happen again or it be fairly regular - no way to know.

[reallygreathair]

Oh, please don't let her be around for too long.

Typical. Can't take being lectured at. You can dish it, but you can't take it.

[coyote_walking]

Need some distraction?

I'd be glad to help out.

I don't seem to be cursed today.

[reallygreathair]

I just need to get rid of the monster of Christmas past here.

It's ghost you idiot! And I'm neither.

[coyote_walking]

Yeah... I'm afraid you won't have much luck with that till the curse is up.

Best plan is to find something to do so you can try and distract yourself and drown them out a bit.

It's not an easy task.

[reallygreathair]

Especially not with this one.

This one has a name, you git.

[coyote_walking]

Pretty feisty, huh?

What did you do to aggravate her?

[reallygreathair]

I didn't do anything. She's always like this.

I'll show you what I'm like when I get my hands on you.

[coyote_walking]

[She can't help but chuckle softly.]

I wouldn't be so sure. She certainly seems fairly unhappy with you specifically.

[reallygreathair]

She's never liked me from the get-go. Not my fault. I think I'm likeable.

No. You're likely to my boot up your...

[To Jackie.]

Oi! Language.

[coyote_walking]

I have to admit, I've always liked you. Though you can be a bit quirky. I appreciate that, but perhaps your, um, 'friend' there doesn't as much.