071 x 170 // video/action // backdated winning them over

[dignity_misery]

[ This appears to be a Clarissa Explains It All style video, with Carla addressing the camera directly. She doesn't know what possessed her, but really, when does she ever resist the chance to dole out unsolicited advice? ]

If you really want to know the secret to a good relationship... Don't let anyone ever tell you that revenge isn't sweet, and take whatever you want.

[ A smile. ]

Next question, please.



[[ooc; Welcome to Carla Explains It All, my interpretation of bad 90s life lessons. Ask her your questions. Get hideous advice. ]]

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[deadmanbusiness]

No. I guess not.

[Of course.]

But, you've never had a good relationship, have you?

[He's half guessing here half recalling their previous conversations.]

[dignity_misery]

The good ones are the short ones.

[deadmanbusiness]

I'd like to respectfully disagree.

My uncle has managed to have a relationship that's lasted about six thousand years.

[Give or take a few reincarnations on the other guy (or girl depending on the incarnation)'s side. But, right now he's trolling.]

[dignity_misery]

Disgusting.

[ She means the longevity, really. She's been threatened with never-ending undeath and she's really not in to it. ]

[deadmanbusiness]

Only when they're together.

[dignity_misery]

[ She emphatically doesn't roll her eyes, which kind of defeats the purpose. ]

What do you want.

[deadmanbusiness]

I'm just trying to make conversation.

[dignity_misery]

You're a poor conversationalist.

[deadmanbusiness]

So are you.

[Way to be mature there Theo.]

How's Peanut?

[dignity_misery]

Alive, I think he's over a year now.