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[makingastatement]

i'm telling you she had six toes. not that i'm complaining about the rest... but it was a little distracting.

never seen someone pop a bottle and pour a drink with her feet before.

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[dragonofalthena]

I thought all humans have ten!

[makingastatement]

Six on each foot. So

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[dragonofalthena]

Oh! I get it!

I've never tried doing that. I have 18 but that's across four paws. I don't think I could even try that with the back eight.

[makingastatement]

18? Shit.

Well practice makes perfect they say.

[dragonofalthena]

I think I need to try this! I'll have to get some bottles of something when I'm out next!

[makingastatement]

Sure, impress your friends. ...Did you say paws?

[dragonofalthena]

Yup! Four of them!

[makingastatement]

...Guess it could work. Wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen around here

[dragonofalthena]

What would be?

[makingastatement]

I've never met anyone with paws that's all.

[dragonofalthena]

I see. Yeah, most cats and dogs and other things with paws don't talk. I'd hate that.

[makingastatement]

They get fed and that seems to work out for em just fine.

So what are you, exactly?

[dragonofalthena]

I'm a dragon.

[makingastatement]

You're kidding.

[dragonofalthena]

Nope.