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[saturniapavonia]

Who needs turkey? Fries. Burgers. Shakes.

I'm thankful fast food joints around here are open. I can make breakfast but I have that everyday.

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[dragonofalthena]

[He's a flying, talking cat-like thing with the voice of an 8 year old girl.]

I'd rather have fish. What's the big deal about turkey here?

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[saturniapavonia]

[Are you a pokemon? He's trying to not ask but...]

It as almost the national bird where I'm from. It's big. As big as four chickens or something.

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[dragonofalthena]

So... what's so amazing about it? Is it the only huge bird there is....?

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[saturniapavonia]

Well. No. But it's the bird you cook up and eat from it for days because that's what they did when they first came to America. It's an old thing. People still do it to keep tradition. It's dumb.

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[dragonofalthena]

Well... nothing wrong with eating for days!

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I'd take fries and burgers over turkey any day.

[saturniapavonia]

Especially when you can just triple patty that motherfucker.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

Wait, that's... a real thing?

[saturniapavonia]

Yeah! Ask for a triple decker, fried onions and special sauce and you'll never think of turkey ever again.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

I'm in the process of writing that down right now so that I don't forget.

[skintoskin]

Food is food, but burgers are my favourite.

[saturniapavonia]

For good reason. All that customization and someone else can do it.

[skintoskin]

Yeah. If they don't have burgers, I'll eat whatever.

Except Brussels sprouts.