They're horrible names for cats. Especially teleporting ones. And really especially naming a kitten who can teleport and eat anything up to and including magic Mayhem. The amount of property damage that one does is ridiculous.

I'm afraid of what will happen when he grows up.

[He waves an annoyed hand and accidentally knocks the rat off his shoulder.]

But that is a problem to face when I'm at home.

I'm Theodred, by the way.

[It is unknown if Q has ever read the Lord of the Rings, or even cares about it, but Theo's name is directly taken from there.]