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[gratefultogetaway]

...Is it just me, or are there a LOT more people here than normal? Is there something going on? Is this some kind of weird curse or something?

...Uh. Hi, new people...

Jeez, you think you're getting used to a place and then BOOM, tons of new stuff happens.

[ooc: Open to everybody! Just remember, Anya doesn't remember being Anastasia, and she CERTAINLY doesn't remember being a long dead historical figure.]

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video; 1/3

[foundyouatlast]

Anya --?

[ Oops, his big thumb just cut the feed on this ... whatever it is. ]

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[foundyouatlast]

What the hell --?

[ It's back !! Yay. ]

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[foundyouatlast]

[ Steadying the image and then just looking as cool as can be. ]

So you're an ambassador now.

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[gratefultogetaway]

[WELL. This is honestly the last person she was expecting to show up her, and it sows on her face.]

Dimitri...?

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[gratefultogetaway]

[Okay, she's recovered, and is now trying not to smirk at his struggles with technology.]

Dimitri! Where are you?

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[gratefultogetaway]

No, I'm not an ambassador. I'm still just a skinny little nobody...I'm just one that's living in the future now.

Surprise, by the way. It's the future.

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[deathmetalist]

Hi!

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[deathmetalist]

[OH WAIT]

I mean...! Who do you think you are? I know I'm cute, but what kind of fetishy individuals would kidnap someone as young as me!?

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[deathmetalist]

[OH GOD OH GOD SHE HASN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.]

P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. I'm sorry, I'll do whatever you want, I don't want to die again... [SOB SOB SOB] I'm only part of the distraction squad, I'm not meant for front line operations like this!

[foundyouatlast]

Now I know you've hit your head.

Was it on the fountain? [ He bets it was on the fountain. Hence why he is dripping wet and freezing, which for a Russian is hard. ]

[gratefultogetaway]

What? No, I didn't hit my head! Look, I know it sounds completely insane, bu--

...wait, did you fall in the fountain?

[Brb she's just gonna be laughing over here. SHE didn't fall into the fountain when she arrived.]

[foundyouatlast]

I was pushed. [ He would cross his arms and sulk but he has this magic box in his hands. ]

I don't know who by but I know I was pushed.

[gratefultogetaway]

Oh, yes. You were pushed. Of course, how terrible.

[Ugh. Men are such babies. She sighs and rolls her eyes.]

Where are you, still by the fountain? I'll come bring you a towel.

[You big baby.]

[gratefultogetaway]

Woah, woah, calm down!! I didn't kidnap you, I just live here!

[foundyouatlast]

This place could use a lesson in hospitality.

[ HE DOESN'T LIKE IT ANYA !!! HE'S COLD AND WET AND ALSO THERE WERE SOME VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS IN HIS POCKET. ]

Yeah, hurry up. It's colder than the tzar's underwear out here.

[gratefultogetaway]

You get used to it after a while. Compared to jumping off a speeding train, this place can be a walk in the park.

[OH BOO HOO I BET THE DOCUMENTS WEREN'T EVEN THE RIGHT COLOR. AGAIN.]

Yeah, yeah, I'm coming...big baby.

[And oh, look, she is coming, Pooka in tow, with the fuzziest, pinkest towels she could find.]

[foundyouatlast]

You have the rat with you.

[ JFC that towel is so pink. But he all but snatches it out of her grip anyway because he's sopping wet. ]

[gratefultogetaway]

Pooka is not a rat! He's a proper dog, and he's very popular here.

[She rolls her eyes as he dries off. Ugh, it's just water, Dimitri.]

Happy now?

[foundyouatlast]

I've been kidnapped. Of course I'm not happy.

[gratefultogetaway]

[She was going to quip at him, but...yeah, he's sort of justified here. Dammit.]

It's probably only for a few days. Apparently these weekends happen all the time, and most people don't stick around. So, congratulations, you get to go home to Russia at the end of the weekend.

[She still wants to smack you about the train debacle, Dimitri. But she's going to wait until later to do that.]

So. Vlad didn't come with you?

[foundyouatlast]

Do you see Vlad anywhere? There wouldn't be any water left in the fountain if he fell in.

[ He loev Vlad, honest. ]

[gratefultogetaway]

Be nice, Dimitri.

[But she smirks a little, fighting back a snicker. She loves Vlad too, honest.]

Well. Anyway. Welcome to the City.

[She shrugs a bit.]

Still mad at you about the train, by the way. I blame you for me being stuck here.

[foundyouatlast]

You're still sore about that?

[ WOW ANYA. ]

[gratefultogetaway]

A little, seeing as how I jump from a train and end up here. I blame you.

[DO YOU BLAME HER IT IS VERY SUSPICIOUS.]