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[abscind]

So, is this the part where I say "we're not in Kansas anymore"? Sorry to disappoint, but I think it was pretty clear when I took a dunk in your merry and magical fountain about five minutes ago. Way to make a guy feel right at home.

What I'm wondering now, though, is who here has information beyond "we're all trapped in this knockoff city with a bad sense of humor". The ticking is a nice touch, too. I feel like it almost calls for a Peter Pan joke, but I'm not really jiving on that right now.

Anyway, if you have information, I might be able to offer something in return. The "something" depends on what you give me, so make it good. Knock knock jokes need not apply.

And hey, if you have any spare clothes? I'd be really grateful. I think I've flashed about twelve people and scarred a few small children. Whatever brought us here picked a fantastic time to nab me.

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[studmuffin]

something like that.

so who are you faceless naked newcomer?

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[abscind]

[ there's a delay in his reply. jason's weighing his options, okay. there's the flash, sure, but kori mentioned he was the only one, so...

and let's face it, he could probably kill someone with his towel if it comes down to it. hmm. ]

jason todd. who're you?

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[studmuffin]

[ NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY !!!! He's flipping out but at least this is over text and by the time they meet in person ( they will, Stiles will make sure of it ) he'll have gotten his fanboy glee under control. No breaking the fourth wall, just pressing his nose up against it. ]

Stiles.

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[abscind]

Uh huh.

That bit about the leaves wasn't you trying to tell me you have leaves for hair, right? Because I'm not gonna judge.

[ so about that fanboy glee. ]

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[studmuffin]

i have hair! i've never had leaves for hair.