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[abscind]

So, is this the part where I say "we're not in Kansas anymore"? Sorry to disappoint, but I think it was pretty clear when I took a dunk in your merry and magical fountain about five minutes ago. Way to make a guy feel right at home.

What I'm wondering now, though, is who here has information beyond "we're all trapped in this knockoff city with a bad sense of humor". The ticking is a nice touch, too. I feel like it almost calls for a Peter Pan joke, but I'm not really jiving on that right now.

Anyway, if you have information, I might be able to offer something in return. The "something" depends on what you give me, so make it good. Knock knock jokes need not apply.

And hey, if you have any spare clothes? I'd be really grateful. I think I've flashed about twelve people and scarred a few small children. Whatever brought us here picked a fantastic time to nab me.

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[abscind]

To be honest, it's not really my favorite thing now. Is there a way to make it stop?

I'm good on the clothes front. I've got a friend with either clothes connections or deft hands. Maybe (probably) both. And I came with a towel, but my little adventure into the fountain negated that fact pretty quick.

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[bettercallit]

Not completely. But keeping good people around? Helps. And animals around the place take the edge off.

Yeah, it does that a lot. Bet more than half the people here took a dip in that thing when they arrived.

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[abscind]

So it's just an added bonus, then. Is there even a point to it? Aside from a valiant attempt to drive everyone nuts.

Go figure. Maybe this place isn't lacking a sense of humor, it just needs a new trick.

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[bettercallit]

Well, they know how to take advantage of us, so someone losing their mind? Leaves them open to be played around with.

Something like that. Don't get me wrong, I like knowing what's coming, but something different would keep things exciting.