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[abscind]

So, is this the part where I say "we're not in Kansas anymore"? Sorry to disappoint, but I think it was pretty clear when I took a dunk in your merry and magical fountain about five minutes ago. Way to make a guy feel right at home.

What I'm wondering now, though, is who here has information beyond "we're all trapped in this knockoff city with a bad sense of humor". The ticking is a nice touch, too. I feel like it almost calls for a Peter Pan joke, but I'm not really jiving on that right now.

Anyway, if you have information, I might be able to offer something in return. The "something" depends on what you give me, so make it good. Knock knock jokes need not apply.

And hey, if you have any spare clothes? I'd be really grateful. I think I've flashed about twelve people and scarred a few small children. Whatever brought us here picked a fantastic time to nab me.

Comments

[brobeforehos]

Not that I know of? Sorry I can't be of more help with information, but it kind of looks like you've found a lot out. Impressive, for a semi-naked wet guy on his first day.

[abscind]

Nah, it's okay. I've done my research. Not enough, I don't think, but like you said: semi-naked wet guy on his first day. I think I'm still ahead of the game.

I'm guessing this happens often.

[brobeforehos]

Semi-naked guys being ahead of their game? Not really.

[abscind]

Well, I set the bar pretty high, I know. The next guy who attempts it is gonna have a hell of a time.

But I was more talking about the interdimensional kidnapping gig.

[brobeforehos]

You almost got all the details. Have you done this before?

[abscind]

[ well, that's a loaded question. ]

Something like it. If I tell you it's old hat, you won't be so impressed anymore.

[brobeforehos]

I'll be impressed for different reasons.

[abscind]

And what would those be? I don't travel only by towel, I promise.

[brobeforehos]

Well, I haven't seen you to be impressed by that. But if this is old news to you, I'm impressed by your possible lifestyle.

[abscind]

It's definitely not the weirdest thing that's happened to me.

[brobeforehos]

Wow. Well, you'll fit in here then.

[abscind]

Guessing that means you can say the same, huh?

[brobeforehos]

After two years and a half, you end up fitting in a place whether you want it or not.