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[coldchaos]

#accidental photo #no makeup #YOLO #no I'm not a model

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[intheblanks]

It tends to be how we start a conversation. What would you prefer?

[coldchaos]

Try 'Hail and well met, o Goddess of War, I bend knee to your glory and would offer worship from hands and tongues in dedication to your pleasure.'

Has a better ring to it, I think.

[intheblanks]

Thought we were past the hands and tongues phase, too. Wait - that was last time you were here.

[But he knows enough to know things aren't quite right... hence the facetious response.]

Sorry, my girlfriend would be mad.

[asofwar]

Do not heed her words today. She is not who she claims to be.

[intheblanks]

She's not the glorious goddess of war?

And who are you?

1/3

[asofwar]

I am.

[asofwar]

[the glorious goddess of war.

trapped in another body.

because that's how glorious she is.

actually no.]

[asofwar]

An idiot.

[Better.]

[intheblanks]

[Well.]

You're an idiot. Good argument for my listening to what you say.

[What is going on here.]

[asofwar]

I apologize.

[Take that, Loki, take it.]

[intheblanks]

...Accepted?

1/2

[asofwar]

My gratitude.

[coldchaos]

Cease that!

[coldchaos]

She could join in. I enjoy the company of many, especially at once.

[asofwar]

I will murder you in your sleep.

[intheblanks]

[After a quick scroll down.]

No shame in that, but it's not our thing.

mental high5

[asofwar]

[Well, I mean. Nice job, past-Sif.]

[intheblanks]

[It was a very nice job, yes.]

[asofwar]

This is your plot for the day?

[coldchaos]

This is my play for now. I am making the best out of a buxom- er- cumbersome situation.

[asofwar]

You play with the idea that I would not hurt my own face, but oh I would.

[coldchaos]

Would you need to? Truly?

[asofwar]

I do so want to.

[coldchaos]

Careful. You might find yourself enjoying it.

[asofwar]

Beating you has healing powers.