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Remember kids, Doctor Google's only your friend if you don't happen to know a real one. And if you don't happen to know a real one - hi, I'm Doctor Chase. I can use the anatomically correct names for your more interesting body parts without blushing, and tell you what it's safe to do with them.

Embarrassing curse today, huh. Sure glad I'm not caught up in it.






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Comments

[intheblanks]

That could either be terrifying or adorable depending on the combination of parts.

[deadmanbusiness]

I'm not sure what they were but she was destroying entire villages and she pegged me as the king of one of them so of course she had to eat me.

[intheblanks]

you sound remarkably unscathed for that. Teeth of pony?

[deadmanbusiness]

Leather jacket. And then her mother hauled her off with a lecture that she wasn't allowed to try and eat guests. Nor family members.

[intheblanks]

Very cute. Niece?

[deadmanbusiness]

Cousin of co-workers. Their entire family is like that.

[intheblanks]

They're all dragon-shark-tiger-ponies?

[deadmanbusiness]

Nah. The sort that would pretend like they're dragon-shark-tiger-ponies who want to destroy the world and dance upon the ruins.

They get better as they get older.

[intheblanks]

The agent of mass destruction phase is all part of growing up for a surprising number of us.

[deadmanbusiness]

Mmm... this is true. Though they seem to keep the death streak but focus it into more ... productive means like becoming assassins or developing weapons of mass destruction. It's kinda what happens when you're descended from the Morrigan.

[They're a weird family.]

Did you have one of those phases?

[intheblanks]

[Which might be a weird thing to hear, anywhere outside the city. Chase, however, has had four years of hearing weirder. WMDS. Sure.]

No, I tended to be the one clearing up the post-apocalyptic mess.

[deadmanbusiness]

[The thing is, they work...]

So, you were one of the good kids.