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[intheblanks]

Remember kids, Doctor Google's only your friend if you don't happen to know a real one. And if you don't happen to know a real one - hi, I'm Doctor Chase. I can use the anatomically correct names for your more interesting body parts without blushing, and tell you what it's safe to do with them.

Embarrassing curse today, huh. Sure glad I'm not caught up in it.






How is Babby formed?
HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.
CAN I FUCK IT: A BASIC PSA.

(click that last and it links to:

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Comments

audio:

[intheblanks]

Which probably explains why you're getting off lightly. Mine aren't exciting, either.

Redecorating?

Re: audio:

[grigio]

Eventually. I want to talk to my roommate about it first. It's really to just get ideas.

audio:

[intheblanks]

It wouldn't be the stupidest search I've seen today.

Re: audio:

[grigio]

It'd be tame by comparison.

audio:

[intheblanks]

Maybe this place needs a few tame people to balance out the depravity. Or the puberty. I reckon the latter's the biggest culprit for misunderstandings today.

Re: audio:

[grigio]

Probably.

Kids will be kids.

[Julie you are 19. What are you saying? Does 19 count as a kid?]

audio:

[intheblanks]

When I was a kid, all we had for answers were lingerie catalogues and hard copies of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

[way to make yourself sound 90, Chase.]

Re: audio:

[grigio]

I'll take the Encyclopedia over the catalogues.

[Especially since the catalogues aren't relevant anymore.]

audio:

[intheblanks]

I wouldn't, but I was a fourteen-year-old boy.

Re: audio:

[grigio]

I suspect a lot of fourteen-year old boys would, too.

How long have you been in the City?

audio:

[intheblanks]

Um, just over four years? Give or take a few.