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house m.d. - robert chase

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Remember kids, Doctor Google's only your friend if you don't happen to know a real one. And if you don't happen to know a real one - hi, I'm Doctor Chase. I can use the anatomically correct names for your more interesting body parts without blushing, and tell you what it's safe to do with them.

Embarrassing curse today, huh. Sure glad I'm not caught up in it.

How is Babby formed?
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Aren't you smug.

You mean helpful. Aren't I helpful.

I mean smug. I always mean smug.

Give me a minute, I'll add a new check box for 'is it wearing an adorable little outfit'.

I'll remember this.

Fondly, I hope.

As fondly as possible, plotting my revenge.

Then I'll fondly watch my step.

And the day you don't, I will fondly get even.

It does seem like a dedicated vendetta for a small crime. Maybe you should get even while I'm expecting it, save us both some time.

You're just that special to me.

I'm serious, if you want to kick me in the shins and run away we can get that done before work.

What kind of barbarian do you take me for?

Hey, I've known some very nice barbarians.

[Hi, Sif.]

[How was that barbaric.]

Not the point.

[Just her in general, come on. Barbaric in the good way.]

well I'm glad I've got a non-violent revenge to look forward to.

Perk of your week, this'll be.

You might not be wrong on that.

I'll take it as gratitude.

Have you ever considered being a teacher?

Why?

You seem to enjoy teaching people a lesson, and expect them to be grateful for it.

But then I'd get apples from my students. And an apple a day...

Point. It's just like garlic and vampires.

Farmers from the Dark Ages and baths?

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