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Remember kids, Doctor Google's only your friend if you don't happen to know a real one. And if you don't happen to know a real one - hi, I'm Doctor Chase. I can use the anatomically correct names for your more interesting body parts without blushing, and tell you what it's safe to do with them.

Embarrassing curse today, huh. Sure glad I'm not caught up in it.






How is Babby formed?
HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK.
CAN I FUCK IT: A BASIC PSA.

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Comments

[studmuffin]

Cannibalism? Sexy.

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At least cannibals pass the checklist.

[studmuffin]

What checklist?

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Keep clicking the links.

[studmuffin]

oh, i see!

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I can print you out a pocket sized version if you want.

[studmuffin]

you're the best docotr anyone could ask for!

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Just trying to educate where I can.

[studmuffin]

are you sure ur calling isnt sex guru?

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Only outside the office.

[studmuffin]

you could give lectures! im sure you'd get a total crowd

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Now I'm starting to feel like you're making fun.

[studmuffin]

who me? never

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Well if you've got any more questions about mating logistics, I'd be happy to give the seminar and keep you out of trouble on the network.

i don't know if i even meant to do this as text, oops.

[studmuffin]

no siree. i promise to never google strange sexual practises ever again

its aaaaalll good

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...right, that one's going to last.

[studmuffin]

hey i can so do it

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Yeah, maybe if this was the 80's and the web was still a gleam in Tim Berners Lee's eye.

[studmuffin]

you mean: my nightmare

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I mean: my childhood.

We made our own fun.

[studmuffin]

HOW???

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Tin cans on strings, bottle rockets and furious masturbation.

[studmuffin]

we still have the last one in the future !!!