nine ✚ history

[affectioning]

September 29
8:00 heart of darkness l www.search.com
8:02 heart of darkness online l www.search.com
8:05 heart of darkness e book l www.search.com
8:10 free heart of darkness e book l www.search.com
8:15 nearest bookstores l www.citymaps.com

September 30
15:45 blurred lines l www.citytube.com

October 1
8:45 dating l www.search.com
9:15 do guys like flowers l www.search.com
10:45 primers and second coats l www.citydepot.com
10:46 the catcher in the rye l www.search.com

[ everything's safe for work, this is scott mccall! ]

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

really into heart of darkness, huh?

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[lefthandedgenius]

Salinger, really? That is SO 7th grade wangst.

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[hischair]

you gave up so easily on hod

[affectioning]

I never got to finish it

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[affectioning]

I want to read it again. I think I'll like it more. What's wangst?

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[affectioning]

Doesn't the FBI frown on illegal downloading? Not that the FBI is here. I don't download illegally a lot? Would it still be illegal? Also, I had to go into the clinic. I didn't have any more time.

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[hischair]

do you want me to download it for you and send the file over?

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[affectioning]

Now, not only are you my library liason, but my ebook liason as well. You're my book guy. Yes, please and thank you. Also, can you tell my word of the day?

[lefthandedgenius]

It's a portmanteau. Wanky + Angst = Wangst. Look, if you're going to inflict Salinger on yourself, at least make it Franny and Zooey instead.

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[hischair]

liaison maybe? what is hod about anyway

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[mamanurse]

Yes, boys do like getting flowers. Wouldn't you like to get flowers from somebody?

[affectioning]

I can do that, too. I'll ask Kirk to download it. Unless you have it?

[lefthandedgenius]

I left Salinger behind in the 7th grade. But it should be public domain, I think.

[had_not_lived]

Bilton and Scaggs is just off the square. Not hard to find.

[He'll quietly not mention the flowers thing, you're welcome.]

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[affectioning]

It's a frame narrative about this guy Charles Marlowe. He transports Ivory down the Congo river. It's about savagery and racism. He becomes obsessed with an Ivory trader named Kurtz who's essentially a god of the natives but also really sick. I'm not doing it justice.

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[affectioning]

[ Oh. Hi mom. Deflect, deflect. ]

I don't know. They'd be cool. I'd have to get a vase. We have vases, right? Do you want me to bring flowers home?

[affectioning]

That's really close to the clinic, thanks.

[ It's not that embarrassing but he thanks you all the same. ] I still want to stop in and get some plays.

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[hischair]

as long as i'm not your shady backalley porn distributor

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[mamanurse]

[You are transparent as glass, little man.]

We do have vases, and if you'd like to bring your busy mom home some gerbera daisies I wouldn't say no.

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[affectioning]

I'll bring home daisies!

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[affectioning]

Did you see any porn in my internet history?

[affectioning]

Awesome. Even here. Weird. Guess everything here is probably public domain. Are you working today?

[thenormalsquint]

I would say check the library, but that place is no better than this network right now.

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[mamanurse]

Thank you, they're my favorite.

Are you going to the store? Would you pick up some butter too please?

[See she's being a good mom and not digging too hard into the whole thing.]

[affectioning]

My friend's getting it for me.