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[If you are wondering why the image on the screen is dark and grainy, there's a perfectly good explanation for it! No light inside a sandworm's gaping maw, bros.

There's a bit of shuffling, and OH THERE'S THE LIGHT- Jack just yanked his head back.

It's only natural to get curious about what things look like in there, especially when your wormy friend is being so obliging!!!!!]

Why, if I didn't know any better, I'd mistake you for a cozy cave! A cave with...plenty of teeth? But your teeth are lovely, of course.

[That earns him the equivalent of a nuzzle, which effectively winds him and knocks him flat on his back.

The worm whisperer, folks.]

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[ oh

well

what a perfectly good time

to swoon

no, really, man down ]

[ OKAY, PICKING HIMSELF UP NOW. NICE AND EASY. ]

...Jack? Would you mind exiting the... sand worm for a moment? There is something I would like to ask you in privacy. With no offence to your new - friend.

[Is this a Gone with the Wind moment. How romantic. In any case, give him a minute to collect himself.]

Oh, she's harmless really. [wheeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeeeeeeeeee] What- can I do for you, Gil?

[ ....of course it's a girl. ]

I thought to say - I'm no one to intrude between the two of you, but I thought it was a matter to which I'd best bring your attention. Jack, I don't know whether you've noticed, but your friend is a... flesh-loving, vicious, rabid predator.

[people assign their vehicles with genders, why can't the same be done for sandworms, huh?

he nods solemnly just the same]

I'm sure she's all of those things you mentioned, and I am grateful you consider my well-being of tantamount importance, but...just look at her, Gil. There's such majesty about her, and I imagine she'd provide excellent cover during a storm.

I'm sorry, I... didn't mean to interrupt your courtship.

[Sorry, Gil, he's too busy leaning into her mouth at the moment to listen. Gotta check and see if those teeth are retractable.

Which.

They are not.]

[ ...................OH HIS ABYSSAL GOD IT'S A SAND WORM GET IN THE CA -

GDI THERE ARE NO CARS. ]

Jack.

[ Beat. ]

Jack?

[ Beat. ]

JACK, THAT'S NO WHERE FOR A GENTLEMAN TO TOUCH A LADY.

[HOOKERS ARE NOT GENTLEMEN, GILBERT. DON'T EVER FORGET THAT.

His eyes are wide and wild when he extracts himself. Yep, that is indeed a profusely bleeding hand.]

She's perhaps a bit more spirited than I gave her credit for.

That's what you get for taking liberties with - Jack? That's... that's really - is it really...

[ Yes, Gilbert Nightray, that is blood. ]

Take a - wrap something on it tightly to hold the bleeding. Rip a sleeve or a - where are you?

I know, I know, it was my fault. [to the worm] It was my fault! You did absolutely nothing wrong!

[And now- are you prepared for a striptease. BARE ARM, OH LAWD HAVE MERCY. Rip goes the sleeve.]

Where...hmm, my sense of direction is scrambled about with all this sand. I don't believe I'm too far away from where you were, though. [Panning the camera around with his good hand!]

Right, I'll... I'll...

[ OH, WOW. Fabio. ]

Stop touching it! It bears some of the blame for the - abuse in your... relationship.

On the contrary, I think she's being more patient with me than I deserve. How would you feel if some strange man wandered along and stuck his head in your mouth?

[let us ignore the horribly dirty and improper implications this statement would suggest.]