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[whitetwoguns]

I get that I am old by comparison to a lot of you. Good on you. Enjoy it. It's not gonna last.

Let me say one thing, and let me be perfectly clear: I am not your grandpa. I'm not anybody's grandpa. Okay?  

Comments

[cupio]

You can't be that old. People are clearly losing their minds, right?

[whitetwoguns]

I'm not that old. I'm also bias.

...and people? Well. That right there is a whole trip into the flawed nature of being. Shit like that.

[cupio]

You don't seem old to me.

[ She smiles though. ] I think we're all pretty flawed here.

[whitetwoguns]

Thanks. I try to keep up with the times.

[cupio]

So, pigeons and people who think you're old. What else is on the list?

[indecent_butterfly]

You are way too young to be so, if One had such a thing.

[whitetwoguns]

I know I'm not old but I wouldn't go saying way too young.

[indecent_butterfly]

You do not appear to be but human or is One wrong?

[whitetwoguns]

Oh. That. I thought you were talking a mess. That makes more sense now.

[indecent_butterfly]

Exactly, as such you are too young to be of any generational relation to Oneself. Humans do not tend to live that many years any longer.

[whitetwoguns]

Seventy or eighty is plenty in my book.

[defies_reason]

Now that is a declaration which must have a story behind it.

[whitetwoguns]

Yes and no. First and foremost it is a build up of frustration.

[defies_reason]

Do tell.

[Isaak could use a story.]

[whitetwoguns]

Well, I go out and I get a cup of coffee. I'm still working. So I gotta keep it fast. Usually we have a machine going at work but.... fresh air and a break, you know? Anyway, so I step out.

I see this car, it's idle up on the curb before the shop. It's a souped up piece of shit. I think if it had any merit it was there when it was just released from the factory. Fuck if I know what the model was. Nothing I recognize on sight besides the fact that it looked cheap. So I'm minding my own business, getting my cup of premium coffee when this little turd decides to peel away from the curb not even fucking looking up from his goddamn network device before I feel heat coming up off of his car. It's not the only thing running hot so I slam my fist right on the hood. You know, I'm right fucking there.

[defies_reason]

That says more about the driver's maturity than yours, I think.

[Or lack thereof.]

[whitetwoguns]

You're not whistling Dixie. This jack ass even got on out of the car cussing up a storm. Grandpa this, dick hole that. Nothing I haven't heard but shit, made me hot. We sized up one another, he was shorter than me by more than a head so he fucked off. But seriously. The fuck is wrong with people?

[defies_reason]

[This problem could be quite neatly solved by finding the young man and running him down for an hour or three, couldn't it?]

Too many have something to prove and nothing to show for it.

[whitetwoguns]

[Oh yes, Isaak. Oh yes.]

Sounds like you're no stranger.

[defies_reason]

If youth knew, if old age were able.

[whitetwoguns]

We'd all have a Merry Christmas. Or be less willing to kick the other's ass.

[defies_reason]

We'd have less reason to do so.

[trenchknives]

I'm kinda curious as to why, y'know, this was a thing that needed to be said at all.

[Don't be silly, Mr. White. If you're anything, you're obviously his not!father.]

[whitetwoguns]

Because people are shit, Jimmy.

[trenchknives]

Yeah, I know that. Who called you someone's grandpa? Do I need to beat the shit outta them?

[whitetwoguns]

Some asshole who didn't know how to drive. If I ever see em again, I get first dibs.

[trenchknives]

Well, they can go fuck themselves. You ain't even as old as my dad. Obviously they got no idea what they're talkin' about.

[whitetwoguns]

I just wanna see what some jacked up pieces of shit would do in my shoes. All the time people are young. A curse pops up, a whole bunch of kids running the fuck around. I'm not even what most would call old to begin with, like you said. Others sure don't wear it well.

[trenchknives]

People call anyone who's older than them old. Shit, my kid thinks I'm old. I ain't got any idea how old you are, actually, but you can still kick ass 'n take names, so as far as I'm concerned, you don't qualify as old.

[whitetwoguns]

...Thanks Jim. You don't need to go saying shit like that.

[trenchknives]

Well, c'mon, it's all true!

[whitetwoguns]

I say in the spirit of a joke I already got someone to suck my dick.

I'm older. There.

[trenchknives]

[He laughs.]

Yeah, yeah, you're older. Still doesn't mean you ain't gonna kick someone's ass if they call you grandpa again.

[whitetwoguns]

We'll make it a group exercise. You get first go. I'll take up second.

[trenchknives]

Sounds good to me. I never turn down a chance for that kinda thing.

[Which... is probably why he gets into trouble. Maybe he should turn down the chance to beat people up.]

[ladycroft]

I can assure you that you don't resemble my grandfather in any way.

[whitetwoguns]

Genes for one, for another, well. It's already a fucked subject. Thanks all the same, sweetheart.

[ladycroft]

Genetics can certainly help, yes. How is the subject... 'fucked', as you say?

[whitetwoguns]

Well, people here are from all sorts of times and places. I could be young or old depending on the true time.

[ladycroft]

Ah, I see. Of course. When are you from?

video;

[lovesthecure]

Grand....pa?

[What?

He doesn't get this video.

Please explain it to him, "Grandpa" person????]