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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I feel like this past week should have come with a safe touching PSA.

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[mapmaker]

[ No Remus, no. ]

With the curses?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[This is a terrible idea]

Yeah, with the curses, what the fuck did you think, with the overabundance of-

[WAIT]

How old are you?

[mapmaker]

Sixteen?

Why? Overabundance of what?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fucking on the network, kid.

[mapmaker]

I -- what?

[ The tips of his ears are probably pink. ] People have been doing t-that? Over video?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

No, it's exaggeration.

[mapmaker]

[ He's so very confused. ]

You've lost me.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[SILENCE]

Don't worry about it, kid.

[mapmaker]

Is it an actual concern?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

No.

[mapmaker]

[ Lost forever. ]

All right, um. Have a nice day?

[medicos]

I tell everyone not to touch what isn't theirs to begin with, but of course no one listens to the doctor.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey, you're preaching to the choir here, man.

[candothat]

What is it that you define as unsafe touching?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Touching that leads to curses.

[candothat]

[He's serious. So serious, in fact, that he may be planning a PSA.]

It would be difficult to implement anything that minimizes that kind of touching. Eliminating all touching on curse days would be the most effective, I think, but it would be a ridiculous thing to do when so few curses are transferable in that way.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You overthink this shit.

[candothat]

I am trying to help.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I know you are, kid.

[candothat]

You were not being serious, were you? About a safe touching PSA?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You're kind of too earnest for this place.

[candothat]

[He considers this.]

Thank you.