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[fastest_dude_ever]

[The Flash is looking worse for wear in what seems to be the mountains, judging by the scenery behind him. His costume is torn and what little of his face is visible is obviously exhausted. He's actually panting.]

I would like to issue a formal apology for...all that. I didn't know. How could I have known?

Anyway, I'll uh, be turning myself in now.

[He drops the comm and promptly passes out. Poor hungry boy.]

[[ooc: In reference to this.]]

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noel coward's private lives

[affectioning]

Keep talking. Try not to pass out.

PRIVATE PARTS STARRING HOWARD STERN

[fastest_dude_ever]

That's funny. Most people want me to shut up.

[He's starting to slur. Are those voices in the background?]

PRIVATE BENJAMIN

[affectioning]

Wally. Stay with me.

[ Are there? ]

Wally. Wally.

KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL

[fastest_dude_ever]

[He's being lifted by his arms.]

See ya later, Scott. Hey, remember what I said about the milk, okay? I really, really hate opening my fridge and it smelling like sh--

[Feed is cut.]

Private practice!

[ladycroft]

[THIS IS NOT HERE - obviously...]