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[ The feed starts recording and instantly there's a blurred flash of purple, muttered curses and bitter mumbling as the device clearly slips out from someone's grasp. ]

It's always the left one.

[ When the image steadies, Clint appears on the screen looking somewhat more uplifted than usual, eyes blown wide as the pain killers he's taken kick in. And then he's holding the thing up in hopes that he's sporting off his shiny new cast of purple decorating his left forearm. ]

Guess who got too confident and misjudged a landing from one rooftop to another? [ He pulls the device in close, too close, and beams down at the lens. ] You guessed right. It was me.

[ He frowns openly, glaring down at it and squirming in the wheelchair he's been dumped in as he waits to be discharged. ] Anyone got something long and pointy? It itches.

[ And, again, distracted, Clint looks up and across the open waiting room, squinting at someone across the other side. ] And there's a doctor who keeps trying to catch my eye. Quick, someone come save me, 'cause this isn't how I--

[ The device slips again before the feed cuts out. ]

[ OOC: The doctor in question is

dr_conscience, and everyone should feel free to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid before he comes down. ]

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Yeah?

You make up for it in the end?

It was a team effort, but yeah. Guy got sent back to where he came from in shackles.

[ He's still wishing he took that shit to the eye, though. ]

Loki, right?

[ He knows because Steve told him. He also remembers him from when he got cursed into a child. ]

Loki.

[ He knows he's back around here somewhere, too, but he's been doing his best to avoid the guy. ] Guy wears way too much green.

Yeah. Anyone who color coordinates should always be suspect.

[ Sheepishly. ] Unless it's all black, especially when it's a matter of survival.

You coordinate, don't you?

In casual wear? Not so much, I'm easy throwing whatever's to hand on. But if I'm looking to stay in the shadows, it helps.

You superheros and your fancy suits. [ It's a good thing he ends up dead so he doesn't have to deal with the whole colour suit deal ... right? ]

[ The suits may or may not be a thing for you, Bucky, baby. ] Hey, speak to Rogers, Stark, and Thor about fancy. Mine's practically a SHIELD uniform, sleek but simple, and serves its purpose.

[ He's more badass than you x( ] Yeah well, I can understand the flag when you're literally Captain of America.

[ Gasp. So rude. And yet true. ] Yeah, it definitely drives the point home. As much as I admire what Rogers does, I don't envy the weight that name carries. Or the extra snug attire.

You shouldn't be looking at his snug attire. [ He's kidding, he's kidding. ]

As if I've got a death wish, I've seen you in a fight. My face's fine as it is.

Yeah. I mean how else are you gonna get any action. It's not like you're charming.

You trying to say I've got a pretty face, buddy? 'Cause that's what I'm hearing here.

Yeah, sure. If that's what you need t'hear darling then be my guest.

It doesn't hurt every once in a while, I can't deny it.

So desperate for affection?

Is it that obvious? 'Cause we don't all have our own personal Captain Americas on hand.

Well, get out there stud.

You do realise I spend half my time with criminals and the rest hanging out with teenagers. Might not be the best advice here.

[ A snort. ]

Yeah, that's a problem.

Especially if I work my charm on the latter and end up joining the former. Appreciate the encouragement all the same.

You're not really criminal material, Barton. I mean unless it's being drunk and disorderly then I can see it.

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