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[Look at Flash in his fancy hat! Isn't he dashing? Right now, he is in the fastest vessel in the City seas. That vessel is a rowboat The bottom is filled with oars - he can't seem to stop breaking them. He has the comm settled in the seat in front of him.]

Captain's log, August 11th, eighteen--two thousand--whatever year it is.

My beloved ship, Shayera, is being repaired at the moment, but as these dastardly degenerates will not wait for her return to full function, neither shall I. It seems the waters are more perilous than usual, in fact.

[Pause. He stares off into the distance for a moment before he starts rifling around the bottom of the boat, tossing aside a few oars before finding a spyglass. It won't open for him - it seems to be sticky. Probably because there's a bunch of random junk food at the bottom of the rowboat too. He finally manages to get it to his eye.]

What ho?! A pirate flag on the horizon! Onward!

[His arms are a blur as he begins rowing the boat forward just before he turns the comm off with his foot.]

[[ooc: The Flash can row up alongside your ship and scream at you. You may not hear him. He may board you. Light-hearted stuff here, people. He's not into killing. Or weapons. Back-tagging will be plentiful because work sucks.]]

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Hold!

[ Because they are not inching their ship near without the rightful introductions. ]

Be you a man o'the Crown, or be you man in need?

[ Because of course royal officials would simply announce that, don't be silly. ]

Edited 2013-08-11 09:40 (UTC)

[This one would.]

I am a man of the crown! And you? Are you friend or fiend to Her Majesty?

We all be what t' Captain says, 'nd the Cap'n don't be now talking.

Very well, then. Allow me to ask him myself. Perhaps he will be more forthcoming with me.

[hey Wally, recognise this number? It's your friendly neighbourhood pessimist.]

Ahoy, there.

Your ship can find safe harbour here.

[He sends a map to one of the domes, and doesn't tell Wally he'll stop being a sailor if he goes in. This pirate thing is getting ridiculous.]

[Oh hi, sad sack!]

I thank you for the invitation, my good man, but the queen's waters still have need of me.

Would you not be of more service to the Queen if you repaired your vessel first?

[Spock uses logic! What will you do, Wally?]

[Logic does not work on Wally West!]

Surely not! My vessel, beautiful though she is, was keeping me from my full potential. I am much faster without her.

There are pirates in these waters.

[He should know. He was one of them.]

[Spock, you're so smart.]

At this location you have sent me? I will be there presently!

[Korra's just strolling by the dock, enjoying the change in scenery when --

What was that?!?! Korra has no idea what just flew by, only that she's now covered in water from something splashing her.

blink. blink.]

[Oh hello, Korra. There is a dude in a rowboat, paddling backwards toward you, way too quickly.]

Ahoy there, young woman! Be you a pirate, by any chance?

Edited 2013-08-14 06:21 (UTC)

Do I look like a pirate?

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