Khan Noonien Singh (
nooniensingh) wrote in
poly_chromatic2013-07-20 04:46 pm
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[A deep, British voice begins broadcasting on the network, no video attached. There is a slight bit of noise in the background, nothing loud, but white noise, indistinguishable and generic. He could be broadcasting from anywhere.]
Good evening. My name is John Harrison. I'm a traveler, brought to this place by what appears to be an error. I have no memory of this place on Earth, and I'm quite well-traveled.
Tell me, is this Network of devices always on? Is there always a listener, some warm body on the other end, ready to give and receive advice and succor? I do find that remarkable.
Is there anywhere that isn't suffering from this...illness that's literally plaguing this place?
Good evening. My name is John Harrison. I'm a traveler, brought to this place by what appears to be an error. I have no memory of this place on Earth, and I'm quite well-traveled.
Tell me, is this Network of devices always on? Is there always a listener, some warm body on the other end, ready to give and receive advice and succor? I do find that remarkable.
Is there anywhere that isn't suffering from this...illness that's literally plaguing this place?

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Yes. And possibly? But you made it sound very weird. In a bad touch sort of way.
I am hale and hearty, but the cause of the affliction is most likely a curse, they happen every few days here and last a day, two at the most.
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...A curse. Interesting. Implying the use of so-called "magic."
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Hey, hi. Welcome.
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Thank you. I'm not certain what my next step is. Any advice for a stranger in a strange land?
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[A pause.]
There are those of us who aren't ill, yes, though we seem to be in the minority.
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...Has there been no quarantine? No attempt by the authorities to contain this? I find that the most distressing symptom of all, in all honesty.
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these two will either be besties or worst enemies
Re: It could really go either way, and it's delightful
It really is.
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[ not here ]
you're supposed to be dead, khan, and yet you're not.
fuck. ]
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[ No comment on the warm body bit because. Well. Kind of creepy. ]
As for the plague: almost half the City's infected. But the Anonymous group are working on a solution. ... I think.
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[not here]
Coughing up blood as his panic rises (and Jim finds himself defeated by a door, unable to stand long enough to open it) he closes the communication device and opts to rally information for his people; temporal problems aside, 'John Harrison' and his arrival just broke the need to keep anyone in the dark as far as he's concerned. ]
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voice;
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i am dying rn you don't even know
sadly, Thor's initial City recourse = live in the forest + wrestle bears for salmon. : ( b
it's a beautiful thing
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN]I'm really freaked out by the whole warm body thing. You don't even want to know the images that brought about, wow. [ CORPSES HOLDING DEVICES. It's the accent. British and weird. ]
But yeah, we're always here.
NOT HERE
ALSO NOT HERE
NEVER HERE
/PINS UP SIGN
SLIPS A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR
PAPERS INTO NOTICEBOARD
TACKS IT UP ON CORKBOARD
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It was just intended to reassure myself, young man. I didn't mean to alarm you. I've been in situations where...ahem. Being warm bodied isn't exactly a prerequisite.
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[he's shaking his head]
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sorry about the best bro spam
No no. I love it. It makes my black little heart sing.
Sexy, I mean - aw, how sweet.
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I never knew this was CR I needed in my life
I never thought it would happen. And it's glorious. OH PS: LOCKED TO SCOTT
[locked and loaded]
[so super locked, with a manipulative smirk]
[and a twirl of your handlebar moustache?]
[Yesssssss]
[Yesssssss]
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[nice try, snidely whiplash]
[Curses, foiled again.]
[Do you prefer Dick Dastardly?]
[Sure, if you'll be my Muttley.]
[Another dog joke. How original.]
[You set 'em up, I knock 'em out of the park.]
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You ain't on Earth anymore, meatbag.
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Yes, I gathered. Thank you for that.
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There's no "anywhere." The City's just the City.
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[ He laughs. ]
You're in the City, pal. Not only is it probably not on Earth, it's borderline La-La Land.
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You are in the City, an island between all worlds. It may be strange to believe...but the Network will yield that to be fact.