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[yourlastdance]

[Such a lovely day in the fair City- now that all the fighting is done for the moment and there aren't any riots and whatnot. Inigo has the camera rolling while he wanders through the square, as cheerful and peppy as always!!!! OBVS.]

Now, remember, ladies, there's plenty of me to go around. Please don't be shy! I will welcome you with open arms and a full heart.









[ooc; Anything goes. Have at him.]

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[confined_to_briah]

That never works.

( Video )

[yourlastdance]

[and yet, he persists!!!]

Ah, but it is the perfect conversation-starter!

( Video )

[confined_to_briah]

It's the perfect way to get punched.

[ video ] I'M SORRY I GOT LAZY quietly sets up Gerome and Chrom...

[oceanmist]

[ Have a curious looking lady, though whatever recognition she has fades into a wry amusement. Not that she can remember who she was comparing him to, anyway... ]

Now, now, you oughtn't limit yourself. I'm certain a fair share of young men would like to be in on that offer as well.

[ video ] NEVER SAY YOU ARE SORRY ABOUT MEGUMI

[yourlastdance]

[He may or may not have SUBTLY (cough) posed so his physique appears to best advantage. SUBTLY MIND YOU. VERY SUBTLY. It is important that you understand how subtle this operation is. And therefore I will repeat subtle as many times as I can. Subtly.]

I'm flattered a jewel such as yourself would consider me desirable enough to appeal to the masses! I wouldn't want to stretch myself too thin, however. Why, there'd be nothing left to woo you with!

[ video ] CAN I BE SORRY I CAN'T ALWAYS INTERACT WITH YOUR BEAUTIES WITH HER, THEN 8(

[oceanmist]

[ Oh it's subtle, alright. So subtle in fact, that she's giving him a raised eyebrow oh so subtly in return. Ah, she knows this type. And believes them to be more pleasant imagined in forbidden male romances made up in her head, but a little fun never hurt anyone. ]

A jewel. I hope your other pursuits get compliments that flashy! But if you are as much the man you're making yourself out to be, I'm certain there will be more than enough of you to spread where it counts, luv.

[ Ah, the spreads she can imagine him giving... yes, this is the beginning of a new piece of fiction in her head. ]

video; /leaves her here in the meantime

[exaltate]

[ She really needs to ...keep some kind of leash on him sometimes. ]

Try and keep those open arms in tact in the meantime. With the gates open between realms, I suspect something dangerous might come through.

video; /embraces tenderly

[yourlastdance]

[................Yeah, no arguments here.]

My sword is, as always, secured at my belt; thank you for your somewhat depressing concern. That dour expression doesn't suit you at all. [cheeky grin] You really ought to get out and enjoy the City today!

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[exaltate]

I think now is the worst time to be letting my guard down. What if someone like Walhart were to appear and try and conquer this realm? Have you even stopped to consider that much?

[ Because she's here to ruin your day, Inigo. ]

video; gently creeps up on

[insomnias]

[ Have Minervykins staring at the screen before he comes into focus. ]

Have you found something, Minerva?

[ And. Relief. ]

Lucina.

video 1/2;

[exaltate]

[ She gives a little jump at the sound of his voice, turning around in several directions. ]

...Gerome?? Is that you?

video 2/2;

[exaltate]

[ Oh, that's right. She went through this with Inigo. He's in the box, too, isn't he? She holds it up before looking a little relieved. So she hasn't gone mad again. ]

It's been a while. For me, at least. I was told time flows differently in our home worlds, so you must not have even noticed our absences.

[ video ] let's give this a shot...

[insomnias]

...

[ Of course he'd find him here. As to why he's here witnessing this... and why he's on there of all people...

On whatever this... thing is. But of course he's not going to admit he has no idea. ]

I'd rather not. Who knows where you've been.

[ video ] ohhh mr. gerome oooooooohhhhh

[yourlastdance]

[HA HA FOR ONCE THE VAPID MALE FLOOZY KNOWS MORE THAN YOU GEROME. FEAST UPON THAT.

.......But Inigo really wasn't expecting to see anyone else from home so this is kind of a surprise. He hasn't decided if it's a pleasant one or not.]

Gerome! You mean to tell me you've been concealing your true gender this whole time?

[ video ] come to me, baby, let me lick your tears

[insomnias]

I wasn't talking about myself.

[ YEAH WELL THE PALE RIDER IS GONNA RIDE YOU HARD FOR THAT INFO- I mean hi and have Minerva poking at the screen with her head. ]

Minerva isn't amused at your open invitation. Only a fool would be so careless as to offer himself to anyone so easily.

video;

[peeling]

[ Oh, it's this guy. What does he even say to him? Must everything be about girls with him... he's pretty sure this is a good reason why they're both physically incapable of carrying out a conversation together, but he should say something. ]

...where are we?

video;

[yourlastdance]

[Excuse you, grumpy swordsman!!!! Inigo has plenty of interests aside from girls! Like...dancing. And long walks on the beach. And tea. And dancing. And-

WELL IT'S NOT AS IF YOU'RE THE BEST CONVERSATIONALIST IN THE UNIVERSE, LON'QU.]

Oh! Hello there. You've found yourself in a place called simply, the City- such an uninspired name! Think of it as another Outrealm.

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[lancings]

[ Amidst all the confusion of coming to a new place, she's glad there's one familiar face in the crowd even if she can't remember having spoken to him much, but he's Olivia's kid, so he can't be all that bad. ]

Up to our usual antics, are we, Inigo? My, you haven't changed one bit since I last saw you, but I hope you won't get up to too much trouble. Now, where did Chr- ...I mean the rest of our army go? They have to be around here somewhere.

( video )

[yourlastdance]

[....She may change her opinion of him before this conversation is over. HE'S NOT THAT BAD WHEN HE ISN'T TALKING.]

Cordelia! You are as radiant as ever- Severa certainly inherited her looks from you. But why would you think I'd get into any trouble at all? Do I look like a troublemaker? [He goes pale for a moment- OH GEEZ WHAT IF HE DOES?????? but the moment passes.] Not in this outfit. [grin]

Ah, I'm afraid I can only speak for myself and Lucina. We've been in residence for over a month. I did see Gerome and Lon'qu today, however!

( video ) sorry here too this is just a FE paadi

[nobilitas]

[ someone called? ]

Ah, Cordelia. It seems as though this gadget caught your likeness in it as well. Is it too cramped in there?

[ video ]

[nobilitas]

[ Why isn't he surprised at all. After all those adventures in the Outrealm, he's actually not too bothered himself...

Aside from this odd device. Whatever it is. ]

Is this really the most appropriate venue for such things, Inigo? If it's really you in there.

[ Tap tap. ]

[ video ] steps in here; sorry for the inbox-abuse ashley !!!

[exaltate]

[ Her expression perks up at the sight of good ol' pa, thankfully taking the news of being in another realm better than most. As to be expected of him. ]

Father, you've come! I was worried you would have thought we had abandoned our efforts to aid you ... we were so close to defeating Walhart this time, too.

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[yourlastdance]

[That is why you are the glorious leader of this merry band of misfits, Chrom!!!

But watching him tap on the screen reminds Inigo of Lucina's first encounter with the devices, which in turn reminds him of the prank he played on her, and he has to chuckle to himself.]

What better venue than a wide open square that is practically bursting with opportunity?

[He waves at the camera.]

It's really me!

[hexperiments]

[Well there's only one explanation for all of this if it isn't a curse... The Outrealms have had strange places already, so maybe this is similar? Still, at least Tharja recognises Inigo (SADLY FOR HIM) rather than just brushing him off.]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen better. [a pause] Though if you're willing, you could have other uses...

[yourlastdance]

[Considering how- erm, frightening her daughter can be, Inigo would rather not be recognized by Tharja if given the choice!!!! But he wasn't given the choice. sob.]

Those...other uses wouldn't happen to involve...hexing me....would they.