first law ✎ life is hard

[extend]

Y'know, they've got this classic curse out there—from American rumor, I'm thinking—and it goes: may you live in interesting times.

All I wanna say is—if I ever offended a witch sometime? It's 'cause I didn't see this coming. You think we could re-negotiate the punishment?

[ ooc; throw anything. I dare you. ]

Comments

[sixwinged]

It doesn't work like that, sorry!

[errandry]

Akito.

Akito, what the shit.

[sixwinged]

Oh.




It's you.

[extend]

Man, and here I thought all those stories couldn't possibly be wrong.

.../throws a loli

[rosescape]

[ —suddenly, on top of Lavi. ]

1/2

[clansman]

[ . . . suddenly, on top of Anna—?!

no, also on top of Lavi, because life is hard. ]

Hah. Guess that was fast.

[extend]

[ meanwhile, at the bottom of the heap - ]

YEAH NOTHING'S FEELING REAL FAST RIGHT NOW

[sunbrella]

[And suddenly there is a gas mask right behind you.]

Can punishments be negotiated?

[extend]

[ WHY RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! ]

. . . weeeeeeeeeeeell, you've gotta keep hope, yeah?

you dared

[romanizer]

I think your continued existence already counts as punishment. [ which he, by all means, means hello. ]

it was a trap, I'm afraid.

[crossed]

What the bl—

[ no allen walker you can handle this don't have an angst fit don't have an angst fit think about debt -- ]






Why would that be your first line.

[ yeah, that worked. ]

[extend]

. . . And here was me thinking I hadn't done anything to you yet!

[playfulsong]

He must be thinking the same thing.

[solove]

Careful. Witches are known to be merciless.

Question her methods and we might be in for worse.

1/2

[extend]

[ BRB HEART STOPPING RED ALERT RED ALERT. ]

[extend]

You're not gonna tell me you've ever been at the mercy of one, are you?

[playfulsong]

That's an interesting story.

(OOC, you DARED!)

[extend]

Yeah—I tell something and it gets interesting. Funny how that works.

sliding this in here shut up

[isabeansprout]

You ought to just take your punishment with a smile.

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE

[extend]

Hey, hey, hey—why're we going with the idea that I deserved it?

just gonna spam it up in here

[punching_bag]

[ !!!! ]

[punching_bag]

[ oh gdi, Lavi. You are doing that on purpose. ]

I see you're well and hail. [ and he's just a bit put out because he's had finders out searching for him for months already. And here he's been sitting in some random City in the middle of nowhere that no one's even heard of?!

not cool, bro. Not cool at all. ]

[extend]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Witch could still hear you.

[eyeofthetiger]

[ Dean's just munching away on a reuben sandwich and browsing the phone for a bit when he snorts. ]

Yeah, well. I think I prefer this interesting time over the over. At least you've got cars over here and fresh food.

[errandry]

What the shit—Dean?