005 | video | desert city

[blonderazorshiv]

[ Don't mind Mr. Blonde sitting on what used to be a couch, reloading his gun. He's got an ugly tiger-striped tie wrapped around his neck to help keep the sun off it, as well as his pair of sunglasses. ]

Anyone know if the Underground is still intact?

[ Carla had stored some water there, but he's sure as hell not going to go digging for it if it isn't. ]

Comments

[wayfarers]

It better be.

[blonderazorshiv]

Haven't heard anything yet.

Even if it is, with all this sand everywhere, it's probably a mess.

[wayfarers]

[But where is he gonna go to get his murder on now :(]

This is all a bunch of lame-ass bullshit.

[blonderazorshiv]

[ There are plenty of monsters, Slick, don't worry. ]

You have any cigarettes? [ All he has are toothpicks :( ]

[wayfarers]

Nah, no cigs.


Got some cocaine though.

[blonderazorshiv]

[ He considers that for a moment. ]

Don't let Carla get her hands on it, it'll end up all over the desert.

[wayfarers]

Why would she do that? Then you'd get a face full of sand if you tried to use it.

[blonderazorshiv]

She hates my cigarettes; doubt she'll be much better about cocaine.

[dignity_misery]

How are you on desert survival, Slick?

[And if you give Blonde any cigarettes she will break you both.]

[wayfarers]

I'm somewhere in between don't give a fuck and don't want to be here. Where's the exit?

[Don't worry, he doesn't have any cigarettes.]

[dignity_misery]

We'll have to get back to you on that.

[She's not too keen on this either, but. Really. Who is.]

[wayfarers]

Oh good, so this another situation where I'm somewhere I don't want to be for no reason at the whims of some mystical assholes?

I fucking love those.

[dignity_misery]

It gets old fast.

[She hates it too. The only problem for her is that she's living and breathing right now because she let a mystical bitch grant her One True Wish. The results have been less than perfect.]

But it is what it is, and if you can at least keep the fuck up, you should come join us.